Sponsors

[Isaw Joeshaw]

I've heard from a VERY good source ( a bloke who worked on the renewal of the Desso ) that a deal's already been done for our next sponsorship when the current one runs out.

He told me (in complete confidence) that it will be with Peroni . Apparently, they're going to supply us with 10,000 gallons per annum in return for having their name on the shirt and their CEO not having to queue at half time for one.

My only concern is - will this be enough for a full season ? Other than that, I can only see a win / win situation.

Everybody 'appeh - even TD.

PS Has anybody been on a Teletext holiday since 1988 >

 

[JJBlade]

Not be enough
10000 gallons is 80000 pints

An average of less than 4 pints per person and that's before Wilder gets at it

It will not last two games let alone a season

 

[SwissBlade]

I know that this is complete bollocks as Wilder only drinks from bottles so that everyone can see the branding.

 

[Slim Man]

People who sup Peroni only ever drink it with the label facing outwards.

'Oooh look at me I can afford Peroni'

**disclaimer** (I don't turn the label round on the table to face outwards... honest)

 

[SwissBlade]

People who sup Peroni only ever drink it with the label facing outwards.

'Oooh look at me I can afford Peroni'

**disclaimer** (I don't turn the label round on the table to face outwards... honest)

If i have a pint of it in a peroni glass i pay a flat headed bald dwarf to wear a lycra peroni skinsuit, put the pint on a tray and balance it on his head. I then drink the pint through a straw to ensure that everyone sees what i am drinking

 

[Slim Man]

If i have a pint of it in a peroni glass i pay a flat headed bald dwarf to wear a lycra peroni skinsuit, put the pint on a tray and balance it on his head. I then drink the pint through a straw to ensure that everyone sees what i am drinking

I've been known to buy one bottle of Peroni and 8 cans of smart price lager, and pour them into the bottle of Peroni to make myself look good.

 

[BigBed]

So 160000 bottles of Peroni and no pies!!
Fucking joke!

 

[Kenilworth]

If i have a pint of it in a peroni glass i pay a flat headed bald dwarf to wear a lycra peroni skinsuit, put the pint on a tray and balance it on his head. I then drink the pint through a straw to ensure that everyone sees what i am drinking

Saves all the hassle if you get it in one of those Peroni goblets with the logo emblazoned on it twice the size of the one on the bottle.
Just have to explain that it's the way the Italians make their glasses and it's not for a lass.

 

[SwissBlade]

Saves all the hassle if you get it in one of those Peroni goblets with the logo emblazoned on it twice the size of the one on the bottle.
Just have to explain that it's the way the Italians make their glasses and it's not for a lass.

In all honesty I drink pints of Peroni because of the glass they are served in. Had a pint of estrella the other week and they put it in a Stella glass, not normally a problem, but it was one of those shitty oversized wine glass type jobs which Stella have decided is better. Fuck you Brussels!

 

[SwissBlade]

I've been known to buy one bottle of Peroni and 8 cans of smart price lager, and pour them into the bottle of Peroni to make myself look good.

What's a can?

 

[Kenilworth]

In all honesty I drink pints of Peroni because of the glass they are served in. Had a pint of estrella the other week and they put it in a Stella glass, not normally a problem, but it was one of those shitty oversized wine glass type jobs which Stella have decided is better. Fuck you Brussels!

Peroni glass.
Congrats on the change.
"Hello everyone"

 

[Pierre's PC]

I don't drink Peroni #thuglife

 

[Jon P]

People who sup Peroni only ever drink it with the label facing outwards.

'Oooh look at me I can afford Peroni'

**disclaimer** (I don't turn the label round on the table to face outwards... honest)

I can't help but peel the labels off as i drink

 

[S5Blade]

I can't help but peel the labels off as i drink

You need to get laid.....

 

[Sean Thornton]

If i have a pint of it in a peroni glass i pay a flat headed bald dwarf to wear a lycra peroni skinsuit, put the pint on a tray and balance it on his head. I then drink the pint through a straw to ensure that everyone sees what i am drinking

So last year....

 

[Sean Thornton]

Moretti. There, I've said it.

Wilder out!

 

[sheffielder]

Is it the gluten free variety?

 

[mancunianblade]

People who sup Peroni only ever drink it with the label facing outwards.

'Oooh look at me I can afford Peroni'

**disclaimer** (I don't turn the label round on the table to face outwards... honest)

Peroni is peasant's Piss (apparently) Im on to Birra Moretti these days. My Italian mate told me Peroni is frowned upon back home so I'm following his lead, Italian Fosters...

 

[mancunianblade]

Moretti. There, I've said it.

Wilder out!

YES!!!!! good man.

 

[mancunianblade]

You need to get laid.....

Its fact that turning the bottle of a premium beer so the label is on show whilst drinking is a form of peacocking and in most countries is scientifically proven to help get your end away...

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

Birra Moretti doesn't half give me a hangover though.

Do you think it would be frowned upon for peeling the peroni label off and placing it over my fake stone island patches?

 

[S5Blade]

Its fact that turning the bottle of a premium beer so the label is on show whilst drinking is a form of peacocking and in most countries is scientifically proven to help get your end away...

Peeling the label of is a sign of Sexual Frustration.....

 

[TJB.]

Peroni is peasant's Piss (apparently) Im on to Birra Moretti these days. My Italian mate told me Peroni is frowned upon back home so I'm following his lead, Italian Fosters...

If Peroni is peasant piss, I wonder what they'd think of Carling?

 

[Sharrow Snuff Mill]

What I think of Carling comes a close second to what I think of the Pigs.