So what things are being said in the opposition manager's team talk this season

[GreasyChipBeattie]

"Right, I want you two to mark Sharp"
"What about Fleck boss?"
"Errr, yeah, put two on him as well"
"And Done?"
"F**k it. Look, just try and keep it to single figures alright?"

 

[Lmaobob]

Done keeps missing chances though

 

[shorehamview]

"Try not to look as shit as Port Vale did, please lads."

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Right lads, if we all do our jobs and play at 110% all game, we should keep them down to 3 goals

 

[PokerBlade]

"Wilf's the zone"

 

[Bladey McBladeface]

"Unless you're Akinfenwa, don't take on Ebanks lads"

 

[Barney]

Realistically, "Just sneak 1 and that set of fickle fucks will be straight back on their backs. "

 

[blade too long]

Jonny you play deep right, forget playing up front
Andy youd better drop back a bit
Tom come to think you come back deep , very deep , very deep
Alan join Tom
Chris you put this white flag down your shorts , just in case