Ships

[Paulus]

Ex-Premier League ace performed 'sex act' in front of mum and 16 year-old teen

Shipperley, who played in the top flight with Chelsea, Southampton, Sheffield United, Crystal Palace and Nottingham Forest, told a court he "had a problem"

www.mirror.co.uk

I never had him down as a Billy big Bollocks.

 

[Eza Blade]

Maybe he has issues as he looked like a really fat noddy wi his red cheeks

 

[Paulus]

Handed himself in straight away - looks like he needs to start again, shame as I always liked him but he can't go around doing this.

 

[Cheesebored]

What a prick.

 

[Snake]

What a prick.

Have you read the Court transcript?

 

[BigBed]

No, he was the passenger

 

[TCsLoveChild]

I know you have to tread very carefully around people with mental health issues but wtf goes through people’s heads to do things like this? Especially people who are/have been in the public eye and are therefore likely going to be recognised. FFS. UTB

 

[west_yorks_blade]

A perfectly innocent mistake from a man who thought he’d put the postcode of an entirely respectable dogging site in his sat nav. But somehow ended up in Asda car park.

We’ve all been there - am I right?

 

[Davalon]

Sounds like a cock and balls story

 

[Bearlie]

Sounds like a tall tail to me

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

If ever a man was destined to drive a white transit van, it was Neil Shipperley.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Fuck sake, that'll be a points deduction and 10 VARS.

 

[FallowfieldBlade]

What a wanker

 

[ElephantBlade]

I hope they throw the book at him the deviant weirdo

 

[Digs blade]

A perfectly innocent mistake from a man who thought he’d put the postcode of an entirely respectable dogging site in his sat nav. But somehow ended up in Asda car park.

We’ve all been there - am I right?

You are sick. Why would anyone be so perverted to engage in those discusting activities in Asda car park.

Now if your talking Morrisons .......

 

[metalblade]

A honest mistake he just wanted something to hang his doughnuts on while driving.

 

[Russ]

A perfectly innocent mistake from a man who thought he’d put the postcode of an entirely respectable dogging site in his sat nav. But somehow ended up in Asda car park.

We’ve all been there - am I right?

He read it online. When he got to the dogging site he had to flash twice.

 

[KoppedOff]

This is the downside with banning phones in cars. If he could have only opened Pornhub, he wouldn’t have needed to look elsewhere for inspiration whilst wanking off in the middle of rush hour traffic.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

He's fat, he's round, the judge'll send him down, shipperley, shipperley...

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

He's fat, he's round, the judge'll send him down, shipperley, shipperley...

Doing time, in the can,
Cos he wanks in his van,
Shipperley,
Shipperley.

 

[Bla blade]

Surprisingly for a striker, there was no mention in the report of him shooting

 

[Berlin Blade]

I really like Shipperley. Loved him as a player for us and was a huge reason we went up. Also listened to his ‘under the cosh’ podcast and was funny, spoke highly of his time at united and generally came across really well, no pun intended.

However I think this is, all joking aside a fucking shit thing to do. Imagine it was your mum or mrs he’s wanking off at in his car. If that girl was a year or few months younger at 15 he’d be labelled a nonce. He’s gonna be on the sex offenders register regardless and that 16 year old is probably gonna have the memory of a middle aged 23 stone bloke’s cock being wanked at her for the rest of her life. Pretty selfish thing to do in my opinion and as much as I love the bloke, he should have the book thrown at him for this.

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

What a prick.

Isn't that what she was supposed to say?

 

[GreasyChipBeattie]

Ex-Premier League ace performed 'sex act' in front of mum and 16 year-old teen

Shipperley, who played in the top flight with Chelsea, Southampton, Sheffield United, Crystal Palace and Nottingham Forest, told a court he "had a problem"

www.mirror.co.uk

I never had him down as a Billy big Bollocks.

You didn't catch a glimpse as well did you mate?!!

 

[Deadly_D'Jaffo]

I really like Shipperley. Loved him as a player for us and was a huge reason we went up. Also listened to his ‘under the cosh’ podcast and was funny, spoke highly of his time at united and generally came across really well, no pun intended.

However I think this is, all joking aside a fucking shit thing to do. Imagine it was your mum or mrs he’s wanking off at in his car. If that girl was a year or few months younger at 15 he’d be labelled a nonce. He’s gonna be on the sex offenders register regardless and that 16 year old is probably gonna have the memory of a middle aged 23 stone bloke’s cock being wanked at her for the rest of her life. Pretty selfish thing to do in my opinion and as much as I love the bloke, he should have the book thrown at him for this.

Inclined to agree. If it was me on the recieving end of that, I'd probably laugh if I was alone or give him a slap if I had a daughter present and call that fair justice. A mother is less likely to have that option so did the right thing in reporting him to the police.

Great player for us but this incident takes a chunk of the fondness I had for him.

 

[Danny Blade]

Maybe he's been doing this a long time and this is just the first time he's been caught?

Unless he runs a business (?) why else would a former Premier League footballer own a white van?

 

[Badger Blade]

What would possess someone to do this, whether you have a mental issue or not knowing perfectly well what the consequences will be.

To them, he's just a fat bloke in a van with his knob out but to thousands of others, he's tarnished his reputation irreparably. I doubt many people will want to trade with him either in whatever business he's now in.

Idiot