Season ticket con

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Going to your seat and finding some non season ticket holders in the seat in front where I like to put my legs :mad:
 
Do you know what the worst thing is?

taking a bird home pissed, who you think is gorgeous, feeling blessed.
only to wake up sober to realise she is 22 stone and has facial hair. Realising you were in fact (Brian) Blessed.......
does that work??
I'm here all week.....
 
Do you know what the worst thing is?
It's the shambolic milk and unhygienic wooden stirer debacle at the back of the south stand.

Give me fresh milk when I buy my over priced tea you bastards. Don't make me shove through a busy concourse to try and track down an UHT carton on some disgusting little ledge piled up with old beer glasses and other shit.

What is my prize?
 



taking a bird home pissed, who you think is gorgeous, feeling blessed.
only to wake up sober to realise she is 22 stone and has facial hair. Realising you were in fact (Brian) Blessed.......
does that work??
I'm here all week.....


If you'd put "and had a cock", you'd be the closest yet.
 

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