Incoming? Robbie Keane

[Nade]

A little birdy told me that Big Chris is in talks with Robbie Keane about signing him in the Summer.

 

[TBW57]

Robbie Keane? One of my all time favourites!

 

[TJB.]

As a coach? Kit man?

He's 36. Young and hungry is the way forward. Surely nonsense.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Good player, but no thanks

 

[Bladesman]

Surely he is packing it in?

 

[flashinblade1889]

I'm afraid I'm out.........

 

[SwissBlade]

A little birdy told me that Big Chris is in talks with Robbie Keane about signing him in the Summer.

Roy Keane maybe

 

[INTERUNITED]

I'm not Keane.

 

[Kenilworth]

Naden Nade - your watch still set for last Satdi or summat?

 

[JohnDenver]

One of the biggest money grabbers of all time. He's wangled a signing on fee every summer since the mid-90s.

 

[georgebernardshaw]

One of the biggest money grabbers of all time. He's wangled a signing on fee every summer since the mid-90s.

...and kissed every badge on every shirt he's worn

 

[JohnDenver]

...and kissed every badge on every shirt he's worn

Going to Liverpool was his childhood dream come true. Until Spurs offered him another fat cheque to turn around and go straight back down the M6.

But he'll always love Wolves. And Coventry. And Inter. And Villa. And West Ham. And Celtic.

Though it's always been about LA Galaxy really.

 

[EddieColquhoun]

37 years old in July

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

A little birdy told me that Big Chris is in talks with Robbie Keane about signing him in the Summer.

Phil Thompson , Ian Rush , Robbie Keene .

Great signings . Wilder is not that daft . Spend all the transfer money on a fucker who kisses ass as much as he kisses badges .

 

[TBW57]

Come on, lads and lasses. This is Robbie Keane we are talking about. He's the man who led the Irish attack for 15 years and ran his blood to water. If Kevin Phillips could still bang them in when he was 39 then so can Robbie at 36.

Obviously he wouldn't be a 90 minute man, but as a substitute he'd scare the shit out of defenders in the Second Division. And United would gain about 10,000 new Irish fans as well.

 

[alcoblade]

Come on, lads and lasses. This is Robbie Keane we are talking about. He's the man who led the Irish attack for 15 years and ran his blood to water. If Kevin Phillips could still bang them in when he was 39 then so can Robbie at 36.

Obviously he wouldn't be a 90 minute man, but as a substitute he'd scare the shit out of defenders in the Second Division. And United would gain about 10,000 new Irish fans as well.

"Come on lads and lasses, this is Ian Rush....."

 

[Dkc]

I'm sure he's been featured in the Twats thread

 

[Dkc]

"Come on lads and lasses, this is Ian Rush....."

Martin Peters...

 

[TBW57]

"Come on lads and lasses, this is Ian Rush....."

Don't take it out on me just because you've got to do a moon on the City Hall steps

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Jinky Jimmy, that didn't go well...

 

[ShockingBadBuy]

It's not just his age NOW. Wasn't it generally accepted that his best days were gone at least five years ago ?

 

[Harry's Game]

I'm not Keane on this.

 

[jt64]

I never knew United were his boyhood club, along with Inter, Spurs, LA Galaxy etc

 

[JJBlade]

We've been down this route before

Can't see it happening again

Besides he'll be earning about £27 million a year in the US

 

[DifferentClass]

Seems uncharacteristic for Wilder. Same with Jags, as much as many Blades (and probably Tufters himself) would like to see him have one last run at BDTBL.

 

[EddieColquhoun]

Come on, lads and lasses. This is Robbie Keane we are talking about. He's the man who led the Irish attack for 15 years and ran his blood to water. If Kevin Phillips could still bang them in when he was 39 then so can Robbie at 36.

37 years old in July

 

[Good Pinch Of Snuff]

April Fools was 4 days ago kid

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

If you want tried and tested,then look no further than the player that scored a hatrick for Derby last nite...........Emily Nugent.

 

[Large Mendonca]

Horseshit

 

[shorehamview]

If he did play for us he'd more than likely score. And then I'd be in a world of trouble, because he would do that fucking bow and arrow celebration thing, compelling me to run onto the pitch and slap him silly, the daft twat.
So it's a no from me I'm afraid.