Ray Parlour

[silverfox]

Ray parlour has been released by Boro....

 

[Robbie]

theres a reason for that

 

[shorehamview]

Ray parlour has been released by Boro....

In what context? As in contract torn up, or as in released from captivity, free to majestically roam the prairies of his native Romford, his mating call echoing across the country as he searches for a mate? Or is that bison?

 

[silverfox]

In what context? As in contract torn up, or as in released from captivity, free to majestically roam the prairies of his native Romford, his mating call echoing across the country as he searches for a mate? Or is that bison?

It must be captivity....

Who else would want to stay in such a place?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

In what context? As in contract torn up, or as in released from captivity, free to majestically roam the prairies of his native Romford, his mating call echoing across the country as he searches for a mate? Or is that bison?

I've heard the mating call on numerous occasions. It is a very distinctive call, found not only in Romford but right across the wide and wild plains of Essex. It has a rather nasal quality to it, clarity and diction seem to be unrequired and although it can vary the call always ends in the same way. A typical example would be:-

"Grite tits dahhlin' innit?"

Note the rising intonation at the end of the call, typical of this species. Look out for it wherever you are............and run the other way quick

 

[matth]

Anyone reckon he could do a Macca type job for us?

 

[Bladesman]

Abit more experience in midfield wouldnt go a miss. Could play a macca sort of role coz at the moment we look shite in midfield apart from SQuinny and Keef.

 

[shorehamview]

I've heard the mating call on numerous occasions. It is a very distinctive call, found not only in Romford but right across the wide and wild plains of Essex. It has a rather nasal quality to it, clarity and diction seem to be unrequired and although it can vary the call always ends in the same way. A typical example would be:-

"Grite tits dahhlin' innit?"

Note the rising intonation at the end of the call, typical of this species. Look out for it wherever you are............and run the other way quick

Will you get an honour from the Queen for all your sterling work spreading the word to the southern heathens? You need a medal the size of a bin lid.

 

[Robbie]

Abit more experience in midfield wouldnt go a miss. Could play a macca sort of role coz at the moment we look shite in midfield apart from SQuinny and Keef.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, we do not need this ginger twat

 

[MAQ]

Abit more experience in midfield wouldnt go a miss. Could play a macca sort of role coz at the moment we look shite in midfield apart from SQuinny and Keef.

agree with you on this one BM

 

[Bladesman]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO, we do not need this ginger twat

Who ? Steven Quinn

 

[silverfox]

Parlour has joined Hull City till the end of the season.