Q for the turnstiles

[Eric Cartman]

Anyone on the kop getting really fked off lately trying to get in?
Any time shorter than 15 minutes before the game and you've got a Q the size of Meadowhall Pandora at Christmas to get down just to get in.

They could, of course, open one of the 3 closed turnstiles they usually keep closed for no apparent reason but I suppose that's too obvious.

Less said about the searching from the 'security' the better. I could've brought in a pipe bomb, AK-47 and machete with me to the Wednesday match and no one would be any the wiser.

 

[Ricky]

Use the ones on Shoreham Street. Just don't tell anybody...

 

[Eric Cartman]

Use the ones on Shoreham Street. Just don't tell anybody...

He posts on a public forum for the whole world to see.

I'll be sure not to tell anyone this, thanks Ricky.

 

[BigBed]

Anyone on the kop getting really fked off lately trying to get in?
Any time shorter than 15 minutes before the game and you've got a Q the size of Meadowhall Pandora at Christmas to get down just to get in.

They could, of course, open one of the 3 closed turnstiles they usually keep closed for no apparent reason but I suppose that's too obvious.

Less said about the searching from the 'security' the better. I could've brought in a pipe bomb, AK-47 and machete with me to the Wednesday match and no one would be any the wiser.

Bloke in front of me brought a Tank!!, well, she resembled one anyway....

 

[Minty]

Just waiting for the "Leave the pub earlier" comments..........

 

[Boxer Blade]

Never have a problem getting in on Shoreham Street, and I dont mind you telling anybody.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

Bloke in front of me brought a Tank!!

Would the fish be included in the attendance figure?

 

[Topplayersleave]

The three closed turnstiles are a safety feature.
They are closed on the recommendation of some complete CUNT who wouldn't be able do a days work if his life depended on it, he is unmarried, doesn't have a girlfriend/boyfriend, goes birdwatching, his best friend is his nephew, he would drink on his own in the pub if he went, but he doesn't go because nobody likes him even though he's done "nowt wrong to them", he rides a push bike (dangerously) and complains to the people at work about drivers and then they figure out ways to fuck everyone's lives up that uses the roads.

He wears a 20 year old cardigan, doesn't shave and stinks because using shower gel damages the ozone layer, he lobby's Gillette and Wilkinson Sword about putting warnings on their products that say "These items are Sharp and may cause injury if you run one across your throat"

And when they've reached the absolute ultimate in stupidity, when they've pissed off absolutely everybody that has ever come into contact with them, when they've told everybody how to do their jobs whiich they don't even understand themselves, and when they've proven themselves beyond doubt to be the smuggest most sanctimonious CUNTS possible they are eligible for a job at the Financial Conduct Authority.

Sorry, had a bad day

 

[djbaldken]

The three closed turnstiles are a safety feature.
They are closed on the recommendation of some complete CUNT who wouldn't be able do a days work if his life depended on it, he is unmarried, doesn't have a girlfriend/boyfriend, goes birdwatching, his best friend is his nephew, he would drink on his own in the pub if he went, but he doesn't go because nobody likes him even though he's done "nowt wrong to them", he rides a push bike (dangerously) and complains to the people at work about drivers and then they figure out ways to fuck everyone's lives up that uses the roads.

He wears a 20 year old cardigan, doesn't shave and stinks because using shower gel damages the ozone layer, he lobby's Gillette and Wilkinson Sword about putting warnings on their products that say "These items are Sharp and may cause injury if you run one across your throat"

And when they've reached the absolute ultimate in stupidity, when they've pissed off absolutely everybody that has ever come into contact with them, when they've told everybody how to do their jobs whiich they don't even understand themselves, and when they've proven themselves beyond doubt to be the smuggest most sanctimonious CUNTS possible they are eligible for a job at the Financial Conduct Authority.

Sorry, had a bad day

I know him! You forgot to mention he goes on holiday to Thailand every year , purely for the culture of course.

 

[BigBed]

Would the fish be included in the attendance figure?

Bit personal isn't it, could just be a medical condition??

 

[Ainsley Harriott]

Use the ones on Shoreham Street. Just don't tell anybody...

I drink (heavily) on London Road. Shoreham Street is an extra 10 minutes walk. That’s 1 pint less.

Can you see the issues this will cause for me?