Roy's View From... Pre-Match View From Hull

[Roygbiv]

Pre-Match View From Hull — The View From

"Nervous about this one...." "90 minute dry bumming" "Unfortunately not letting heart rule the head, 2 or 3 nil loss, give all the new lads a game to get some fitness. I will still be full of hope come 8pm tomorrow though." "Best case scenario is the usual huff and puff against these but never

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[DaddyDozy]

First

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Second

 

[jono_t2000]

Tell me ur trying to force a rivalry without telling me ur trying to force a rivalry.

 

[Trigger Blade]

Tall? Us?

 

[Shadota]

“Tom Cannon just signed for them. Parachute Payments are fun”

Fuck me, it's always bastard PaRaChUtE pAyMeNtS. And once again, it's from a club that has gotten them in fairly recent past, and did bugger all with them.

Got relegated from the PL the year we won League 1. After that, 18th and 13th in the Championship, then relegated to League 1.

Haven't even had a play off place since they were last in the PL. But sure, blame the "failure payments".

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

I leave me phone for 5 minutes and end up 7th...not good enough, I'm fining myself a weeks wages and no jaffa cakes for snacks.

 

[BigBed]

Cheers Roy!
Fuck off Ul!

Really hoping we do dry bum these and we do count our goals on all 6 fingers!!
Not that most of their "Support" will see it due to the heroin they all seem to use up there.

 

[Alex Cheeseright]

Chuckled all the way through, especially about the wizard midgets.

 

[PokerBlade]

I can never remember if it's Hull or Huddersfield that seem to hate us or whether that's even two different sides.

 

[Speedracer]

Thanks Roy.

They might have better fortune if their midfield stopped composing & tried imposing instead.

 

[metty]

Cheers Roy

 

[SirNibletsO'Korne]

Thanks Roy. The irony of being called inbred by people from Hull!
Still, at least coming to Sheffield they can see what indoor plumbing is like, and a game of football on Friday will make a nice change from burning witches and picking fleas off each other.

 

[Paul1963]

What’s happened to the bloke who had his scarf nicked 40 years ago?

 

[BladeInAustria]

Err nerr

 

[Tarqs]

What’s happened to the bloke who had his scarf nicked 40 years ago?

Think that was the last fella

 

[Tom Bott]

Token Wendy fan at the end ?

“I hate Sheffield United.”

Nice work Roy, appreciate how busy you have been this week.

 

[DifferentClass]

Tall? Us?

Well we aren't signing Scottish midgets anymore...

 

[Stretch]

“90 minute dry bumming”

Scenes...........................

 

[fireblade]

Their midfield, Beethoven, Strauss and Elgar could cause us some trouble.
Thanks for the ‘heads up’ Roy.

 

[originaltrueblade]

One word for them Dull

Thanks Roy

 

[Karaoke Blade]

What a weird lot they are.

 

[fireblade]

What’s happened to the bloke who had his scarf nicked 40 years ago?

Don’t know about the bloke, but his scarf is tied to the false leg from Millwall, and currently on display in the SUFAAD exhibition at the National Football Museum.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

I could just do with another black amber scarf to add to my collection of black amber scarves…Like taking candy from a baby.

 

[CarlMcBlade]

Both have stadiums far too big for the fanbases

 

[Ldn_Rd_Blades]

Short and bitter

 

[BladeInIreland]

I do forget about this "rivalry" untill we actually play them. How sad is that for them.

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

"The pitch might help us"? BDTBL is our 13th man.

 

[S64 Blade]

I’ll be patrolling the away pubs from around 6pm to steal scarves, if anyone wants to give us a hand?

 

[Caveblade]

You can feel the apathy in that view from.
One "Blunts" and one "parachute payments" and that's it! Pretty poor.

No "tears on Wembley Way", no ranting about Paddy Kenny or our fans going to Burnley. They have realised their brief flirtation with being a proper football club is over and they are going back to another 104 years of obscurity.

This my local derby as I am surrounded by the Cod Headed Inbreds. Don't let me down Blades, a nice big win ideally with something controversial to add to their froth and outrage would be perfect.

Cheers Roygbiv UTBs