He logs on oppo' forums
To read about the Blades
Reports it back to Shoreham
To show us what they say
Are we sad for caring?
Every week we love to scroll
We all say thank you Roygbiv
You sad old ugly troll
Ole ole ole, ole ole ole, ole ole ole, ole ole ole
The view from’s nearly perfect
With a lovely pinch of salt
We hate those fucking adverts
But we know it's not Roy’s fault
Ole ole ole, ole ole ole, ole ole
ole, ole ole ole
Merry Christmas Roy, thanks for keeping this up for us week after week.