Player's Job

[Mousey]

Inspired from another forum that I can't post on because of Nobbo.

What United players would be if they weren't footballers...

Paddy - Landlord
Bromby - Tesco checkout boy (picture the uniform)
Morgan - Bus Driver
Kilgallon - Office Apprentice with aspirations to be a manager
Geary - Theater/Pantomime Actor
Armstrong - Car Salesman
Lucketti - PE Teacher
Monty - Scaffolder (general view)
Leigerwood - Bus Driver
Keef - Drifter/Labourer
Tongey - Market stall runner selling fruit and veg
Stead - Call Centre
Sharp - Student
Beattie - UPS (or any delivery company that uses a van)
Nade - Bouncer
Shelton - Chef (specializing in his mums Jerk sauce recipe)
Bennett - Postie
Hendrie - Struggling actor (been in casualty and holby city but not much else)
Naysmith - Geography teacher

 

[Robbie]

Think you are spot on with most, but I'd say Keef would be working on fair grounds

 

[TonyAgana]

Think you are spot on with most, but I'd say Keef would be working on fair grounds

Or laying driveways.

 

[silverfox]

Or laying driveways.

Or laying ON driveways.

 

[S64 Blade]

Yeah id agree with all them too. I could see Tonge been a plumber or electrician though too.

 

[Mousey]

Yeah id agree with all them too. I could see Tonge been a plumber or electrician though too.

They have to have nouce about them though, Tongey has the perfect gormy expression to sell fruit and veg

 

[wereonlyontheup]

......

hmmmmmmm got me thinking about the england squad

paul robinson - joiner/
david james - clown (ok lets be politically correct childrens entertainer)
rio ferdinand - david james sidekick/drug tester(had to put that in!)
ashley cole - brickie
gary neville - papparazi
john terry - cockney wide boy
beckham - model for george at asda
lampard - plumber/sparky
joe cole - on the dole jan - oct then works in xmas panto's as a dwarf
gerrard - brickie
owen - kicked out of j.coles panto for having wrong accent
rooney - voice for shrek
p.crouch - chester zoo working with giraffes part time extra in doctor who's spin series strictly come robo dancing

 

[stinkyblade]

I dunno why but i can see Joe Cole and Michael Owen working in Home Bargains, and John Terry in Atkinsons

 

[keenzy]

morgan would be a bricky, hes built for it.

 

[happyhippy]

Shelton - Chef (specializing in his mums Jerk sauce recipe)

I've watched too many Carry On films and listened to too much Round The Horne. Even though I know what it is, I can't help but find the innuendo in that .........

 

[shorehamview]

Geary and the Quinn brothers doing dodgy tarmac jobs in a knackered white transit pick-up.

 

[shorehamview]

morgan would be a bricky, hes built for it.

Morgan would be Special Forces. He'd kick seven shades of shit out of Steven Seagal, Rambo, The Terminator and all the US Navy Seals you can shake a stick at. Al-Quaeda? He'd have the lot of them.