Players For United with Double-Barrelled Names

[Bert]

Bert can only think of one.

 

[Grecian2000]

Denis Fucking-Longhorn?

 

[Revolution]

Colin Krosses-Rubbish

 

[sitwell]

Kazim richards
De Goey

 

[Bert]

Terry Shithead-Curran.

 

[borbokis]

I instantly loose any respect for a man with a double barreled surname. Is that just me?

 

[Sothall_Blade]

Bert can only think of one.

Jean-Francois Lescinel
Jean-Phillipe Javary
Colin Kazim-Richards

 

[vorpal blade]

Thats inverted snobbery for you Borbokis,

The double-barreled classes loose respect
for us because we can't spell lose correctly. It keeps us in our place, it keeps them in power!

 

[Bert]

sell?

 

[vorpal blade]

Wow, the folly of picking up on spelling mistakes on-line! I am undone! Saved? by the edit button....

 

[vorpal blade]

Do you respect Edison Arantes do Nascimento ?

 

[borbokis]

I'm coming more from the angle of men who have been forced to take on their overbearing wives surnames.

Just checked that back and there doesn't seem to be any spelling mistakes, hope that's ok for you. I'd call you a pedant but you'd probably just pick me up on my poor sentence construction and lack of oxford commas. Good day sir.

 

[Highbury_Blade]

I'm coming more from the angle of men who have been forced to take on their overbearing wives surnames.

I wouldn't be changing my name if i got married, wouldn't expect the future wife to change hers either.

 

[BerksBlade]

Jon-Paul McGovern? Or are you only counting surnames?

 

[Jon Bon]

I'm coming more from the angle of men who have been forced to take on their overbearing wives surnames.

I'll be the 'proud' bearer of a double barrelled surname when I get married later this year, although it's not something that's been forced on me, it's something we agreed to do many moons ago.

My missus is a Bumstead and I'm a Crapper so it would be rude not to really....

 

[vorpal blade]

" Just checked that back and there doesn't seem to be any spelling mistakes, hope that's ok for you"

NO NO NO, 'there do not' and a question mark might help?

and you missed the mistake.

It is about being understood.

 

[sitwell]

my Missus has the same surname as me so it was never an option.
Ironic we have the same name and were the only fuckers in Worksop that arent interbred

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

ivor been-sold
token uppeasda-fans
mustapha death-wish
juan last-payday
nathan blake-hole
vinny cant-passorrun

yeah im scraping the barrel i know.

 

[borbokis]

" Just checked that back and there doesn't seem to be any spelling mistakes, hope that's ok for you"

NO NO NO, 'there do not' and a question mark might help?

and you missed the mistake.

It is about being understood.

I'm sure nobody knew what i was on about, thanks for all your help, you're a star

 

[vorpal blade]

Any other problems with plain English and you know where I am.

 

[borbokis]

I kind of hope you're being tongue in cheek because if not you are an actual twat

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

Any other problems with plain English and you know where I am.

"Any other problems with plain English, and you know where i am."

 

[borbokis]

careful, you forgot to capitalise the "I"

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

"Any other problems with plain English, and you know where i am."

I

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

lol! I indeed!

 

[IOM Blade]

I was always taught you should never precede 'and' with a comma.

Does John Joe O'Toole count?

 

[Bath Blade]

Although the thread has digressed slightly, how about Nathan Mendez-Laing?

 

[vorpal blade]

aye

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

I was always taught you should never precede 'and' with a comma.

Does John Joe O'Toole count?

well me too, but my english teacher was a doddery old woman who always corrected my "surprise" to suprise" so i didnt take much notice of the silly moo. in my opinion, the comma is a free-spirited old soul, and can be used whenever it feels like it should be there!

 

[super_pig]

ivor been-sold
token uppeasda-fans
mustapha death-wish
juan last-payday
nathan blake-hole
vinny cant-passorrun

yeah im scraping the barrel i know.

good effort