Pam Ayers not a fan of the Blades

[raul]

Not one fucking poem about Ben Doane.

 

[Freddie]

Any about Phil McCavity?

 

[sitwell]

Not one fucking poem about Ben Doane.

He didn't look after his teeth

 

[Oreyt]

Thur wuz a young maan called Ben Doane,
Hooz the subject of this ere lil pome,
Iz ankle did snap,
Wut a gaaaaastly mis'ap!
That wuz after iz Kettering loannnn.

 

[Russ]

There was a young man called Ben Doane
Who one day did in fact Bend down.
But he was in the blue oyster loo
He’d only gone in for a poo
But ended up playing buckeroo!!

 

[1973Blade]

There was a player called Ben Doane,
Who used to be One Of Our Own.
He thought by going to Kettering.
His career he'd be bettering
Sadly his whereabouts is now unknown.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

He didn't look after his teeth

Got down in the mouth about it!

 

[Cerberus Blade]

There was a player called Ben Doane,
Who used to be One Of Our Own.
He thought by going to Kettering.
His career he'd be bettering
Sadly his whereabouts is now unknown.

Ooh! Quite good but clumsy use of syllables causing disharmony amongst the rhyming couplets.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Not one fucking poem about Ben Doane.

She was shit in Darling Buds Of May as well

 

[1973Blade]

Ooh! Quite good but clumsy use of syllables causing disharmony amongst the rhyming couplets.

You're not my English teacher from school are you?

 

[Cerberus Blade]

You're not my English teacher from school are you?

Did you study English at school? Really? With poetry like that?

 

[I should coco]

You're not my English teacher from school are you?

Did you study English at school? Really? With poetry like that?

Too many question marks, especially the second one after a one-word 'sentence'.

The fact his username is Cerberus Blade also suggests faux intellectual leanings.

My best guess is that he's a bored tyre fitter from Beighton.

 

[HighfieldBlade]

There was a player called Ben Doane,
Who used to be One Of Our Own.
He thought by going to Kettering.
His career he'd be bettering
Sadly his whereabouts is now unknown.

I like it! Just needs trimming a tad...

There once was a player called Doane
Who used to be One Of Our Own
He went off to Kett'ring
His career he'd be bett'ring
But his whereabouts now is unknown.

 

[Cerberus Blade]

I like it! Just needs trimming a tad...

There once was a player called Doane
Who used to be One Of Our Own
He went off to Kett'ring
His career he'd be bett'ring
But his whereabouts now is unknown.

Now that’s perfect!

And all the lads in the tyre depot here in Beighton agree!

 

[Pollingtonblade]

I like it! Just needs trimming a tad...

There once was a player called Doane
Who used to be One Of Our Own
He went off to Kett'ring
His career he'd be bett'ring
But his whereabouts now is unknown.

He lived on Foxhill
Now he’s over the hill
?

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

There was a fledgling Blade named Ben Doane,

Who ended up at Kettering on loan,

When he came back to Bramall Lane,

He suffered a rather nasty ankle sprain,

'My careers gone kaput!' he exclaimed with a groan!

 

[HighfieldBlade]

There was a fledgling Blade named Ben Doane,

Who ended up at Kettering on loan,

When he came back to Bramall Lane,

He suffered a rather nasty ankle sprain,

'My careers gone kaput!' he exclaimed with a groan!

Good effort. This also needs trimming down to reduce the syllable count .

 

[BigBed]

This thread really needs.....
something to make it better...

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

Good effort. This also needs trimming down to reduce the syllable count .

Its that clunky last line I know hmmm

 

[JonnyRed(WCFC)]

There was a fledgling Blade named Ben Doane,

Who ended up at Kettering on loan,

When he came back to Bramall Lane,

His ankle he did nastily sprain,

'My careers gone kaput!' Groan.





Sorted

 

[HighfieldBlade]

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There was a young lass on the shore
Who loved to crawl round on the floor
On her hands and her knees
With her big Double-D's
But her nipples would end up quite sore.

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Oh I wish I were a Blades fan
I really truly do
Cos if I were a Blades fan
I be so much like you.

High balls
Long balls
Tippy tapy shit
Oh I would search for happiness
And realise this it.

And when they get promoted
The party is well nigh
I'd give teeth cleaning demonstrations
And raise my scarf up high.

Pam Ayres 2016.

 

[Sean Thornton]

Any about Phil McCavity?

The mystery cat?

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

Now that’s perfect!

And all the lads in the tyre depot here in Beighton agree!

Tyres....in Beighton. As if

 

[blade too long]

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shes had some work done Pam Eyres , but boy its been money well spent


There was a poet called Pam Eyres
had enhancements to have affairs
She looked really nice
was externally all sugar and spice
but a fanny like a mineshaft with hairs

 

[Lupa The Noa]

Not one fucking poem about Ben Doane.

There once was a team called The Owls
Who provided such laughter and howls
Their ground was so dated
And their fans all related
And when happy just emptied their bowels