Once a pig always a pig

[Peezablade]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22575668

 

[Jonboy60]

Police are investing the strange disappearance of garry smegsons head. A 'quote' from mrs smegson was that her husbands head seemed fine when they went to bed the previous night, but when she got up the next morning all that was there was 6 pork chops, and 2lb of pork sausages. A distraught mrs smegson said, 'the police are checking all the local butchers shop windows, I hope they find it soon'. On a more lighter note the kids had a cracking breakfast. UTB