Official: Important Old Trafford information - Including Pyrotechnic Dogs

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16:45 7th January 2016

With around 8,500 Blades fans expected to be in attendance at Old Trafford on Saturday for the Emirates FA Cup third round clash, Manchester United have communicated several important information points which it is hoped will be of use to travelling supporters.


Manchester United and Greater Manchester Police (GMP) will be implementing extra security procedures and as with any match day, the safety of all fans is the utmost priority.

The aforementioned organisations would like to stress that these measures are extremely important, and ask that you work with them to ensure checks take place. The advice provided is given to ensure the safety and security of all supporters and your proactive compliance is greatly appreciated.

In order to prevent delays and queuing at the turnstiles, Manchester United urge you to arrive as early as possible (turnstiles will be open from 3.30pm), and ask you NOT to bring a bag to the stadium. As with normal matchday security procedures, all bags will be searched, therefore delaying entry into the stadium. Laptops and tablets are not permitted inside the stadium.

When planning your travel to Old Trafford, please allow extra time for your journey, as the roads are likely to be busy around the city centre and Trafford Centre (junction 9, M60) with shoppers.

Please also be aware that Ground Halt (Old Trafford) train station will not be open on Saturday.

Fans will also be subject to a strict and enhanced search regime prior to entry into the stadium and this will include the use of pyrotechnic detection dogs.

Anyone found with pyrotechnics will be arrested and dealt with by GMP with any prosecution supported by Manchester United FC.

Meanwhile, Sheffield United would like to remind all supporters that our allocation has sold out and you are advised not to travel without a valid match ticket. Visiting supporters are also asked to carry any required proof of concession with them as tickets will be subject to checks.

All collections and duplicate tickets can be collected from Ticketing and Membership Services, which is located in Car Park W2 once the supporters' coaches arrive on the day

Any refunds or amendments must be made before 11am on Friday 8th January at the Blades Ticket Office.

In addition, due to the amount of Blades fans' making the trip, Manchester United's official matchday programme is heavy with opposition content. [I'm sure it's a bargain]

As well as a two-page Matt Done interview, there's six pages on the rest of the squad and a feature on why cup competitions bring out of the best of the Blades. [But presumably less about how we lose at home to, say, Shrewsbury.]

Visiting Old Trafford


Read more at http://www.sufc.co.uk/news/article/...old-trafford-2888918.aspx#JBgPlw5kz5dBAFSr.99
 

Smoking (including electronic cigarettes) is prohibited in ALL areas. Stewards are briefed to be vigilant for anyone in breach of this rule and offending supporters will be asked to leave the Stadium
 
No mention of a ban on racist chanting then....
 
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Also any attempts at creating an atmosphere will be servery dealt with, old trafford has a strict policy of silence during games, as demonstrated by the 70,000 manure fans at each home game.
 
No mention of a ban on racist chanting then....

You can't do anything unless it ts expressly permitted. Don't even think of standing up.
 
I see the club has now decided that it is the Blades and we are all Blades fans. (Not to mention the dreadful grammar which suggest that a cup match brings out the best supporters!)
 
Vaping, bags, laptops, tablet, standing and swearing are all permitted in my living room. I think my missus may draw the line at smoking or pyrotechnics though and will be using pyro detection cats to enforce this. Anybody found with pyrotechnics will be dealt with by Dronfield Safer Neighbourhood Police Community Support Officers with the full support of Mrs Presty. The Children have been issued with high visibility jackets and anybody caught smoking will be asked to go and stand in the garden.

Blades are advised that there is no heavy traffic expected in Barlow.
 
I have also released a statement:

Manchester United can suck my fucking cock. It's a piece of piss to hide an E-Cig up your sleeve and produce minimal amounts of vapour by simply inhaling more heavily and blowing out slowly. Which is how I've managed to vape in every single public space imaginable without ever being detected.
I also see that using dry ice hasn't been expressly forbidden. And since it's the exact opposite of pyrotechnics whilst producing the same effect, I plan to use it on Saturday. No cryo, no party.
Oh and I might shit in one of your urinals for good measure.

Regards

Tyler Janet Durden III
 
I have also released a statement:

Manchester United can suck my fucking cock. It's a piece of piss to hide an E-Cig up your sleeve and produce minimal amounts of vapour by simply inhaling more heavily and blowing out slowly. Which is how I've managed to vape in every single public space imaginable without ever being detected.
I also see that using dry ice hasn't been expressly forbidden. And since it's the exact opposite of pyrotechnics whilst producing the same effect, I plan to use it on Saturday. No cryo, no party.
Oh and I might shit in one of your urinals for good measure.

Regards

Tyler Janet Durden III

Why do you think it's fair to give people your secondary vapor? Risking giving people e-cancer is a bit selfish.
 

Reminds me of 'the day today' episode on bomb dogs... Somebody YouTube it for me, wifi over here is too slow for getting videos (of any kind) streamed
 
Unfortunately post-Paris I think it's more likely to get worse before better. Most football grounds are generally on higher alert. I'd be willing to bet money flares will end up being set off regardless though
 
That's great news about Tablets. Brownie Jnr who is 6 is coming with me on Saturday, and his little pal Carter who is also 6 is going. Brownie Jnr likes nothing better on a train journey to watch a spot of horrible histories on his iPad, or even a bit of Temple Run or building shit on Minecraft, however we will have to leave the aforementioned tablet computer at home due to it not being permitted inside the vicinity of Old Trafford for reasons unknown.

Why would anyone want to ban a tablet computer from a football ground, what nefarious acts can be committed inside a football ground with a tablet computer. In the 30 odd years I have been attending football matches this is probably the stupidest ruling I have ever encountered.

Looks like multiple games of Age of Ultron top trumps it is on the train journey.
 
That's great news about Tablets. Brownie Jnr who is 6 is coming with me on Saturday, and his little pal Carter who is also 6 is going. Brownie Jnr likes nothing better on a train journey to watch a spot of horrible histories on his iPad, or even a bit of Temple Run or building shit on Minecraft, however we will have to leave the aforementioned tablet computer at home due to it not being permitted inside the vicinity of Old Trafford for reasons unknown.

Why would anyone want to ban a tablet computer from a football ground, what nefarious acts can be committed inside a football ground with a tablet computer. In the 30 odd years I have been attending football matches this is probably the stupidest ruling I have ever encountered.

Looks like multiple games of Age of Ultron top trumps it is on the train journey.
I'm no expert on this Brownie but my guess is the copyrights, i.e. somebody filming the game on their i-pad. It is only a guess though as i haven't got the foggiest idea.
 
Yes, it's because you might film the goals and stick them on Vine or something. Though every Man U game and goal is available everywhere online for free, anyway.
 
Yes, it's because you might film the goals and stick them on Vine or something. Though every Man U game and goal is available everywhere online for free, anyway.

I think it's because people were bringing massive tablets into the ground and standing up with them recording shit blocking the view of the game for others. There was a BBC article at the time I think and because so many tourists take in a game at old Trafford and ruin it for the prawn brigade they banned it.

There was some comical photos of people sat in the stands with massive tablets recording and taking photos ha
 
Can't understand for the life of me why anybody would feel the need to take a fucking tablet into a football ground anyway quite frankly. Especially for the purpose of filming a game which you're watching anyway.
Is reality not enough? Why does every fucker feel the need to filter every event through a bastard camera every second of the day these days?
 

Can't understand for the life of me why anybody would feel the need to take a fucking tablet into a football ground anyway quite frankly. Especially for the purpose of filming a game which you're watching anyway.
Is reality not enough? Why does every fucker feel the need to filter every event through a bastard camera every second of the day these days?

It's the Japs (Are we allowed to call them that these days?) who are the culprits, Twats the lot of them. Somebody ought to start a thread about twats.
 

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