Nosworthy

[puppet]

According to fastfootballUK on twitter - dear god help us if its true!

 

[SotonBlade]

That would be an interesting welcome at the Lane if he was to return!

 

[stannyblade]

No no no no and once again no

 

[Patrick Suffaux]

 

[WhiteHawk]

For Gods sake please no!!

 

[OllyBlade]

As Pinchy can attest, I called it.

Surely a joke.

 

[UnitedBlade]

Bomb scare.

Call the game off

 

[JohnDenver]

There's bugger all entertainment at the Lane these days and this man is one of the greatest physical comedians of his age. Sign him up Nige.

 

[UnitedBlade]

There's bugger all entertainment at the Lane these days and this man is one of the greatest physical comedians of his age. Sign him up Nige.

Roll up and see the man with the thrupenny bit head.

 

[Bladesman]

Woah it's not April yet is it?

If we sign him then can we wave a white flag and ask the Football League to relegate us now.

 

[WhiteHawk]

Who was the other useless twat we had? The left back that somehow managed to miss the ball completely when trying to clear it and knock it with his other leg out for a throw in? Jordan Stewart?

Why don't we sign him aswell?

 

[Bladesman]

Who was the other useless twat we had? The left back that somehow managed to miss the ball completely when trying to clear it and knock it with his other leg out for a throw in? Jordan Stewart?

Why don't we sign him aswell?

Yep Stewart he certainly helped us to this division.

 

[Darren]

Yep Stewart he certainly helped us to this division.

As a matter of fact, we finished 8th in the 2nd tier in the only season Stewart played for us - 2009-10. That looks like bloody Nirvana now.

 

[SwissBlade]

Jordan Stewart and Nosworthy? Dear god no!

 

[sheffielder]

Jordan Stewart and Nosworthy? Dear god no!

I remember saying this when linked to Doyle and Collins

 

[SwissBlade]

I remember saying this when linked to Doyle and Collins

Collins yes.
Doyle no, I'd not really heard about him before he came.

Stewart and Nosworthy were the worst players I've seen at the lane. Collins was shocking for us in the championship.

 

[boo radley]

Just add Titus Bramble and .....................

 

[madeinsheffield]

Liability

 

[TonyAgana]

It's funny how we still judge players based on their performances when we were about 40 places higher in the league.

 

[shorehamview]

Roll up and see the man with the thrupenny bit head.

Combined with his ten bob feet he's pretty much made of corners.

I'll say one thing for him, he wasn't dull to watch. Scary or interesting because of the total unpredictability of the man combined with an almost supernatural comedic ability, you never, ever knew what he was going to do and you never, ever knew where the ball would end up. He's the only player we've had who essentially marked himself, sometimes with great effect. He'd totally skin one opposition player only to pass it to the next one.