New chant for Brewster

[Bertie Mee]

Okay so maybe going a little bit early on this but let’s hope we are starting to see what can truly deliver. My lad who loves Brewster has asked me to post this hoping to get a new chant going for him (unless it’s already out there but I doubt it cos he hasn’t been) okay it’s simply:

Brewster’s on fire your defence is terrified
Brewster on fire
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na

 

[Brewster Cost £70 million]

"Oh Abdullah you know what it's worth Rhian Brewster is the best on earth,our number 7 is just what we need take us back to the Premier league".

 

[Bladesman]

Okay so maybe going a little bit early on this but let’s hope we are starting to see what can truly deliver. My lad who loves Brewster has asked me to post this hoping to get a new chant going for him (unless it’s already out there but I doubt it cos he hasn’t been) okay it’s simply:

Brewster’s on fire your defence is terrified
Brewster on fire
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na

Wouldn't Rhian be easier to sing?

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Go on then.
I've had this up my sleeve (and yes, it can sgo back up there before anyone else suggests it) since we signed Brewster waiting for him to start banging in the goals.......
Unfortunate title but in my humble opinion, the Kop singing the altered words to the chorus would be terrific.....




Score.............and then score one more
Rhian Brewster baby
Why don't you thrill me

Unique to us....as far as I know
Minimal words to remember,always a plus
Even when we're all out of synch it might still work okay
Words very similar and fit in with the original

 

[mattbianco1]

Surely there's something can be done with "Rhiannon - Fleetwood Mac"?

 

[knowsnowt]

WHOOOOOOOAH OH OH BREWSTER
I WANNA KNOW OH OH OH OH
IF YOU CAN PRONOUNCE
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

 

[broomhillblade]

Little Red Brewster... ?

 

[Upthe8lades]

Surely,

Bad Manners - Special Brew

"I love you, yes i do
'Cos i know that you love me too
I love you, yes i do
Gona spend all my money on you"

I can hear the drunken rendition of the brass intro "dadummed" out from the back of the kop just thinking about it.

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

Aga Brew brew brew
he can scour goals with his bum
Aga Brew brew brew
he is scouring goals for fun.
Clap your hands,
touch your nose,
wave your hand,
and nod your head.
then sit back give a wink,
watch him put this lot to bed....

 

[Upthe8lades]

 

[Bertie Mee]

Wouldn't Rhian be easier to sing?

Yeah maybe

 

[Bertie Mee]

Go on then.
I've had this up my sleeve (and yes, it can sgo back up there before anyone else suggests it) since we signed Brewster waiting for him to start banging in the goals.......
Unfortunate title but in my humble opinion, the Kop singing the altered words to the chorus would be terrific.....




Score.............and then score one more
Rhian Brewster baby
Why don't you thrill me

Unique to us....as far as I know
Minimal words to remember,always a plus
Even when we're all out of synch it might still work okay
Words very similar and fit in with the original

Like it!

 

[blade67]

WHOOOOOOOAH OH OH BREWSTER
I WANNA KNOW OH OH OH OH
IF YOU CAN PRONOUNCE
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

solid

 

[Bertie Mee]

Aga Brew brew brew
he can scour goals with his bum
Aga Brew brew brew
he is scouring goals for fun.
Clap your hands,
touch your nose,
wave your hand,
and nod your head.
then sit back give a wink,
watch him put this lot to bed....

 

[knowsnowt]

Never in the history of this forum has a song made it from here onto the terraces.

This is a good stat imo.

 

[ChipButtyBlade]

Show us yer tits Rhian
Show us yer bum Rhian

 

[BLADE OF GRASS]

Okay so maybe going a little bit early on this but let’s hope we are starting to see what can truly deliver. My lad who loves Brewster has asked me to post this hoping to get a new chant going for him (unless it’s already out there but I doubt it cos he hasn’t been) okay it’s simply:

Brewster’s on fire your defence is terrified
Brewster on fire
Na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na

To the tune of hallelujah, Rhian brewster Rhian brewster, Rhian brewster
Rhian brewwwwwwwwwwster

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to the board for my inability to spell the word SCORE correctly.
I can only put this down to a rush of blood to the head in my haste to get my new masterpieces into print while still being able to remember it.
I would also like the board if at all possible, to take into consideration my advanced years,,,,

Thank you.......

 

[pommpey]

OOOooOOOOOOOOOh Brewster
Just trumped in me hand
And chucked it in thi face
Rhian Brewster
Has lightning pace
He's scored a reyt goyal
Gu'wan Rhian thar cunt
Kick it in t'net
Fuuuckin' ballocks
I hate the pigs
Cum on Brewtser
Shit mi pants

Needs some work like

pommpeey

 

[Barney]

Go on then.
I've had this up my sleeve (and yes, it can sgo back up there before anyone else suggests it) since we signed Brewster waiting for him to start banging in the goals.......
Unfortunate title but in my humble opinion, the Kop singing the altered words to the chorus would be terrific.....




Score.............and then score one more
Rhian Brewster baby
Why don't you thrill me

Unique to us....as far as I know
Minimal words to remember,always a plus
Even when we're all out of synch it might still work okay
Words very similar and fit in with the original

Lol. I didnt read your post properly and sung the next few sentences too as I thought they were part of the lyrics

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

Dear Pommpeey.
Unaccustomed as I am to being a literature critic, I would like to say (and I'm guessing here ) that that's not up there with your best work ?
But 7\10 for effort anyway........

 

[Gavlar]

Rework of the danny wilson chant?

There's only one Rhian Brewster, one Rhian Brewster.
He used to be shite, but now he's alright,
Walking in a Brewster wonderland.

 

[Trafford]

To the tune of hallelujah, Rhian brewster Rhian brewster, Rhian brewster
Rhian brewwwwwwwwwwster

Like it, you could even add a verse:-

I've heard it said it pleased the Board
When Rhian played and then he scored
But we were always fans of Rhian Brewster
He scored a third, a fourth, a fifth
Set up more with his assists
And from our lips he drew a Hallelujah

Rhian Brewster, Rhian Brewster,
Rhian Brewster, Rhian Brewster

 

[Bennyand the Blades]

Mind you Trafford, if he ever gets to be that good Liverpool will take him back.......

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

Dear Pommpeey.
Unaccustomed as I am to being a literature critic, I would like to say (and I'm guessing here ) that that's not up there with your best work ?
But 7\10 for effort anyway........

Before you criticize him can I ask if you were actually there in his living room watching him put pen to paper. Perhaps if you actually turned up at his creative moments in person once in a while we could take your comments more seriously.

 

[Brian Deane]

Brooster Brooster
Runs around like a headless rooster
Scores a goal
Hes gonna roost yer
Repeat........

 

[BigBed]

Why the fuck did I click on this thread!!!???

 

[djbaldken]

Why the fuck did I click on this thread!!!???

My thoughts entirely.
He scores.........And suddenly it's the second coming. Ffs.

 

[Stu_Blade]

My thoughts entirely.
He scores.........And suddenly it's the second coming. Ffs.

What tune is that too?!?!

 

[GodricBlade]

What tune is that too?!?!

Nolan Sisters - I’m In The Mood For Dancing.
I think….