Name your all time worst Blades team

[brownie4583]

Derek Richardson(GK)
Tom Heffernan(RB)
Stewart Houston(LB)
Phil Thompson(CH)
Andy Barnsley(CH)
Phil Starbuck(RM)
Denis Longhorn(CM)
Wally Downes(CM)
Michael Twiss(LM)
Pedro Verde(CF)
Richard Cadette(CF)

Subs - Mike Trusson,Steve Finnieston,Mark Blount,Ray McHale,Steve Conroy,Steve Foley,Chris Guthrie.
Manager - David Weir or Billy McEwan

 

[SotonBlade]

Isn't Darren already doing something similar to this??

 

[Jon Bon]

GK - Derek Geary
RB - Keith Edwards
LB - Ashley Ward
CB - Steven Quinn
CB - Fabian Brandy
LW - Alan Hodgkinson
RW - Paul McGrath
CM - Simon Tracey
CM - Derek Richardson
CF - Jim Brown
CF - John Burridge

Sub: Steve Faulkener - cos he'd be shit in any position.

There you go. That lot would take some reyt drubbings.

 

[broomhillblade]

Oh give it a rest!

 

[oldblade]

Long, Hill, McMahon, Maguire, Collins, Doyle, Brandy, Hall, Baxter, Cuvelier, King.

The team that took us to bottom place in the third division - a place never occupied by any Blades team ever before.

 

[Jon Bon]

Oh give it a rest!

Me..?

 

[blade too long]

The same one David Weir picked

 

[broomhillblade]

Me..?

No, not you specifically. People that start threads like this.

Why do we love to wallow in failure?

 

[brownie4583]

I hate wallowing in failure!

 

[Pedro Verde]

You can take me out of that team straight away
Ive won a County Cup you know

 

[Jon Bon]

No, not you specifically. People that start threads like this.

Ahh right. I thought you meant me. You know I did think it seemed a bit daft me having to guard him when he's a guard...

 

[metalblade]

The present one

 

[Sheff de party]

GK - Derek Geary
RB - Keith Edwards
LB - Ashley Ward
CB - Steven Quinn
CB - Fabian Brandy
LW - Alan Hodgkinson
RW - Paul McGrath
CM - Simon Tracey
CM - Derek Richardson
CF - Jim Brown
CF - John Burridge

Sub: Steve Faulkener - cos he'd be shit in any position.

There you go. That lot would take some reyt drubbings.

Manager - metalblade
Chairman - @micaljo

 

[metalblade]

Manager - metalblade
Chairman - @micaljo

You know when you go to the cinema how you allways seem to have a bespectacled nerd sat behind you who forces out a very loud laugh UR UURRRRRGH UR UURRRRRGH UR UURRRRRGH when the film isn't that funny, reminds me a bit of you, fookin hilarious you are

 

[Russ]

Here we go boys and girls. Don't have nightmares:

1. Lee Baxter (or Mervyn Day)
2. Ryan France (did he ever do anything?)
3. Les Tibbot (crap name, crap player)
4. John Gannon (always Gannon's fault!)
5. Phil Thompson (big nose)
6. Andy Barnsley (once scored an o.g after 1 minute, bullet header!)
7. Ryan Flynn (he's so bad he's changing his name to Ryan Air)
8. Don Givens (enough said)
9. Ian Rush (Sheffield United version)
10. Terry Curran (pig)
11. J. Ebbrell (45 mins for £1 million.)

 

[Sheff de party]

You know when you go to the cinema how you allways seem to have a bespectacled nerd sat behind you who forces out a very loud laugh UR UURRRRRGH UR UURRRRRGH UR UURRRRRGH when the film isn't that funny, reminds me a bit of you, fookin hilarious you are

haha, that's a good response

I bet when that happens, it's McCabe's fault right? Probably his son or something...

 

[Sirius]

Here we go boys and girls. Don't have nightmares:

1. Lee Baxter (or Mervyn Day)
2. Ryan France (did he ever do anything?)
3. Les Tibbot (crap name, crap player)
4. John Gannon (always Gannon's fault!)
5. Phil Thompson (big nose)
6. Andy Barnsley (once scored an o.g after 1 minute, bullet header!)
7. Ryan Flynn (he's so bad he's changing his name to Ryan Air)
8. Don Givens (enough said)
9. Ian Rush (Sheffield United version)
10. Terry Curran (pig)
11. J. Ebbrell (45 mins for £1 million.)

More or less. But poor John Gannon. He was noticed only because he was always in the thick of things, never hid and IMO did a credible shift. If he passed sideways, the problem was mainly that the other buggers didn't know the meaning of pass and move.

 

[Ballinpigpubs13]

The current team are my worst.