Name the players

[cooperblade]

 

[Kenilworth]

Grainy old fecker int'it?
Have you got a higher res one for us useless, visionless wasters Coops?

 

[cooperblade]

Grainy old fecker int'it?
Have you got a higher res one for us useless, visionless wasters Coops?

Unfortunately not - taken straight from Twitter so it's the best I've got.

 

[Kenilworth]

I worry about the one's that dress up as women - and carry it off

 

[Ollessendro]

Gerra fookin proper camera n stop westin r fookin time

 

[cooperblade]

You try and give people a bit of afternoon entertainment and that's what you get back - a kick in the teeth.

Fooking instagram made $1bn making photos look like that!

 

[Kenilworth]

Unfortunately not - taken straight from Twitter so it's the best I've got.

OK at a guess - erm, erm, erm

Ali G x 2
A panda
Sporty spice
Captain Caveman
Woody
Captain Hornblower
Mr T
Super Mario
The Stig
Buzz Lightyear
Mr Incredible

Other than that - I can't tell

 

[TarquinDelouche]

This one dressed as a woman front left looks a right lanky fooker. I'm going Harry or Long.

 

[Kenilworth]

You try and give people a bit of afternoon entertainment and that's what you get back - a kick in the teeth.

It's a bit like the Blades though Coops - not a great deal of quality on show whatsoever!

 

[cooperblade]

This one dressed as a woman front left looks a right lanky fooker. I'm going Harry or Long.

I thought that one was Collins.

Mel B is Terry Kennedy

 

[TarquinDelouche]

Actually, at this resolution, 60% of them look facially like Harry Maguire.

 

[Kenilworth]

This one dressed as a woman front left looks a right lanky fooker. I'm going Harry or Long.

Shit! the photo is worse than I thought - don't yer mean front right?

I think that's Chris Porter in the blue with the Blonde wig.

Matt Hill could have made more of an effort than just a grass skirt, eh?

Marcus Williams as Mr T?

Feckin' 'ell Coops this is an 'ard one - especially when it's like counting the suckers on the Octopus tentacles in the big tank at Sea World. 'aven't yer got summat more difficult to set us?

 

[Kenilworth]

Actually, at this resolution, 60% of them look facially like Harry Maguire.

I'd be careful if I were you Tarquers.
All this talk of Harry and a facial? People will talk, you know?

 

[TarquinDelouche]

Shit! the photo is worse than I thought - don't yer mean front right?

Right you are.

 

[Grecian2000]

I worry about the one's that dress up as women - and carry it off

Not as much as I worry about someone who thinks they've "carried it off". Gruesome feckers the lot of 'em.

 

[Rodders]

I'll be honest I wouldn't recognise most of our players if they were in full kit.

 

[Torrix1889]

I thought that one was Collins.

Mel B is Terry Kennedy

It really pisses me off when people don't know their Spice Girls, that's Mel C you dick!

 

[Grecian2000]

I'll be honest I wouldn't recognise most of our players if they were in full kit.

They're our players? Jeez, thought they were a bunch of Coops' "mates".

 

[TarquinDelouche]

I suspect that the Ali G on the left is Nick Blackman.
And Woody could be Shaun Miller.

 

[Hartley Hare]

Is that Danny Wilson in the panda suit?

 

[TarquinDelouche]

Kevin McCabe is Hong Kong Phooey.

 

[cooperblade]

It really pisses me off when people don't know their Spice Girls, that's Mel C you dick!

It really pisses me off when people don't know their Blades players, that's Callum McFadzean......you dick

 

[Blackheath Blade]

I reckon The Stig is actually our mystery January transfer window signing on a bonding piss up with the lads.

All will be revealed on 1st January.

 

[Ollessendro]

What a motley crew. You never think this lot were a bunch of (so called) professional athletes. There's no wonder we're struggling to get out of the third tier with these jokers. Should be training, rather than clowning abart.

 

[Large Mendonca]

Is that Danny Wilson in the panda suit?

I thought that was Ched !

 

[Billyblade]

I'll be honest I wouldn't recognise most of our players if they were in full kit.

Do you sit behind me on the Kop?
Are you the same fella who spent 30 minutes berating Flynn in the second half against Crewe until I calmly turned round and told them he had been substituted at half time and the object of the abuse was actually Westlake?

 

[Billyblade]

Is Freddie Mercury doing Woody?

 

[Pinchy]

It really pisses me off when people don't know their Spice Girls, that's Mel C with a dick!

Well, I never!....

 

[Pinchy]

Double post.

 

[cooperblade]

Well, I never!....

You're surprised that Mel C has a dick??