Monty Mania..........

[Kev Gee]

HUDDERSFIELD Town and Blackpool have entered the race for Nick Montgomery’s signature.

http://www.thestar.co.uk/sport/football/sheffield-united/sheffield-united-monty-mania-1-4820245

Please let it be true!!!

 

[gavtheblade]

it wont be true.
so stop masterbating ffs

 

[Bladesman]

His agent has made up another load of crap and leaked it to the Star.

So it won't be true but one can only hope it is.

 

[broomhillblade]

it wont be true.
so stop masterbating ffs

Doctor to patient: "You must stop masturbating"

Patient: "Why?"

Doctor: "So that I can examine you."

(Courtesy of 'Old Jews Telling Jokes', BBC4)