Ministry of Truth Press Release - Shammers Defecting To Glorious Blades

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It's amazing how quickly the infidels fold when you put a gun to their head. :D

http://www.sufc.co.uk/page/SeasonTickets/0,,10418~2324360,00.html

Emma Wylie pictured recently:

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The Butcher boys now sit in the Family Stand and are enjoying learning the football songs and wearing their new Blades shirts.

Paul added: "One of their favourite games this year was the winning Leeds match, it was brilliant.

"I think what United do for the kids is great, there is always offers on and a great atmosphere. We got tickets for the away game to Preston for £12 return including coach travel which is great value for money.

"I'd be happy for them to grow up Sheffield United fans."

He'll do for me - never could convert the Brother in Law so Paul and his kids will do!

Perhaps he will join s24su and tell us it isn't "coincidence"

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Beyond parody.
Poor lambs. Wonder when the extension will be announced.
 
He couldn't have been a proper Wham fan.
Imagine if the location was the other way around. Would you?
Not a chance.
 
He couldn't have been a proper Wham fan.
Imagine if the location was the other way around. Would you?
Not a chance.

I'd only visit their ground if I needed to take a crap. I'm a big fan of leaving places better than when you arrived.
 
For some reason I can't see how the perpetual doom that has surrounded this season can possibly have attracted new fans. The leeds game maybe. A couple of the others, perhaps. But most of the season has been a car crash. He'd have sold his house and moved into the copthorne if they'd have come in the triple assault or last two warnock years!
 
Have you got any real pics of Emma?
 
Well it's all ok then. Never mind the fact we're 1/3 to be relegated and half of our players struggle to pass wind let alone a football. Some fruitcake West Scum fan has bought a season ticket so everything must be tickety boo
 
Wait a minute. Are they trying to suggest that this guy is a "True Blade" but anybody not buying a season ticket is not?
 
How long till the 'sales are up compared to the same time last year' press release.

United's best hope is that either relegation acutually encourages renewals cos the novelty of League One may appeal to some more than the boredom and pointlessness of yet another season making the numbers up in the champ.

Or we break the habit of a lifetime and stay up on the last day of the season, then have the sense to immediately relaunch the STs at current prices and cash in on a couple of days euphoria before people realise what they've done.
 

what about renewing because your a blade for life like some of us poor folk .up dem blades
 
I'm fed up of all this "True Blades" bollocks. You're either a supporter that goes to the game or a supporter that doesn't. End of.

There is no measure or criteria to prove just how much of a supporter you are and who gives a toss about proving it or not. My older brother is a bigger Blade than anyone I know. Absolutely loves the club - got tattoos, sticker in his car, Blades baby clothes for his little un' you name it, he's got it. Almost obsessed. He doesnt buy a ST because he lives too far away to go every week and sometimes works the odd Saturday. Is he not a "True Blade" because he doesnt turn out every week?

Its a load of old rubbish and a piss poor marketing idea. I would never accuse anyone of not being a true supporter just because they dont fork out their hard earned cash. A lot of people on here dont go every week but they cant get enough of talking about the Blades - I suppose their enthusiasm doesnt qualify them as a "True Blade" - its what they spend that counts apparently.
 
There is no measure or criteria to prove just how much of a supporter you are and who gives a toss about proving it or not. My older brother is a bigger Blade than anyone I know. Absolutely loves the club - got tattoos, sticker in his car, Blades baby clothes for his little un' you name it, he's got it. Almost obsessed. He doesnt buy a ST because he lives too far away to go every week and sometimes works the odd Saturday. Is he not a "True Blade" because he doesnt turn out every week?.


You're either in.........or you're out.
 
I went here yesterday and enjoyed it more than most of my visits to Bramall Lane this season

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I went here yesterday and enjoyed it more than most of my visits to Bramall Lane this season

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Can't have been much of a game Brownie - there's no nets!
The bloody carpenters haven't finished the goals either and there's a bloke having a piss on one of the posts.

Is that Terry Curran at the far end of the pitch in the top left corner?
 
I know we're a bit close to the 1st April, but is this the biggest wind up going? What next, Adams signs Tevez on loan til end of season?! Trevor Brooking joins Commercial Department? Blades to open Olympic Stadium with pre-season friendly with West Ham? What a load of old shite!
 

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