Ollessendro
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Been mulling things over in my mind as to whether I think the squad going to Malta is (or was) a good idea or not. As things are very slow at the moment I thought I would share my thoughts. Initially Malta seemed like an inconvinience (breaking up pre season and allowing less room for manouvre in the transfer market) but I have come round a little bit and can see some positives.
Advantages
Team spirit and togetherness: this is quite subjective, but the more positive amongst us may argue that this would lift spirits. The players will be badly in need of a lift after last season and a weel training in the Meditaranean island could have helped. Also, the players being with each other for a week is a good idea. With new signings, stepping up of academy players and drafting in of development squad players then many may not have trained together before. Hence then being in each others pockets might have helped with team building and getting to know each other.
Players mixing with the fans. My favourite is fan is definately Corrine. Really pretty in that Barbie doll sort of way. Just the type of bid I like: smoking hot, but not the sharpest knife in the draw. But seriously, wil this go any way to closing the gap between the fans and the players? Maybe for the 80 that where there, but they are die hard United-ites anyway.
Fitness? Has this helped with fitness? Have they done anything they could not have at Shirecliffe? It is difficult to say. It certainly seems like it has been a decent run out. Training twice a day and with a few games thrown in should have helped with fitness. It has given a run out for most of the squad too and Barlow and Wilson should have more of an idea of who is likely to be in the first 11 and the squad.
Disadvantages
Waste of time? Is this just keeping up appearences and a complete waste of time? We have hardly being tested by Slima and Hibs have we. Could we not have just stayed at Shirecliffe. Is this not just a case of keeping up appearences?
Breaking up pre season: have we had valuable time out of the country when Wilson could and should have been wheeling and dealing? We all know that we still need to shift a few big earners and bring in a few more players. Would Wilson have been better focusing on this rathr than swanning around in Malta? He now does not have a lot of time to manouvre and I wonfer if privately he see's this as an inconvinience.
Ollessendro's verdict
I do not think the tour has done any harm than good and think more positives will come out of it than not. The main arguments against (waste of time) and Wilson having less time for transfers do not stand up (imo) due to the team spirit/togetherness/run out and Wilson have more than enough time to wheel and deal (respectively). A week for the players in the sun, working hard should have really have any negative impacts on the pre season. Hence, although I was sceptical at first, I do not think it was the worst idea in the world.
Other thoughts
Simmo. Looks good wi a tan dun he? (though am not a puff or owt). Never realised that he was from the North East either. They love footy up there. Perhaps there is hpe he will regain his form next season.
Marthese (head of Maltese downs syndrome association). Not bad for an owd bird. Pity there are not as many 50 year owd birds knocking around Shef that look like her. None of mi mum's mates ever looked like that. Dint stop me bangin a few of em though.
Kristina Casolani (Maltese Pop Sensation). Reit shag. Can see why McArthy and his mates got her to come. There is no wonder that the players are so happy to keep going back. Mediteranean goddess. Reckons she is coming to Shef n all. Would beat the usual half time entertainment n all. Recon Ollessendro might even put off a third pint of real ale to get down to the ground early if she was knocking abart.
Carly Barnes (consultant to Sheffield United): Top Yorkshire bird. Think I would employ her as a consultant. Sheffield's Helen Chamberlain.
James Shield (Sheffield Star reporter): what is this cockney tosser doing working for the Star and writing about the Blades? There is no wonder the Star is so poor at reporting on United.
Dan Scott (player liason officer): has this guy took Batho's job? Another nupmty in a redundant position. Nah, he seems reit enough. Proper Sheffield lad.
Scott McCabe
As if it is not bad enough what his daddy has done and the bad decisions he has made, but that shirt is purely criminal. All that cash has not bought him an ounce of charisma either.
Carly, Corrine or Kristina?
Now this is a tough choice and I can see qualities in all 3 of them. For me though it would have to be Kristina. Always had a thing about Mediteranean birds and dark hair and dark eyes send me nuts. Still could see why others might prefer the other 2.
(created a poll on this important issue)
Advantages
Team spirit and togetherness: this is quite subjective, but the more positive amongst us may argue that this would lift spirits. The players will be badly in need of a lift after last season and a weel training in the Meditaranean island could have helped. Also, the players being with each other for a week is a good idea. With new signings, stepping up of academy players and drafting in of development squad players then many may not have trained together before. Hence then being in each others pockets might have helped with team building and getting to know each other.
Players mixing with the fans. My favourite is fan is definately Corrine. Really pretty in that Barbie doll sort of way. Just the type of bid I like: smoking hot, but not the sharpest knife in the draw. But seriously, wil this go any way to closing the gap between the fans and the players? Maybe for the 80 that where there, but they are die hard United-ites anyway.
Fitness? Has this helped with fitness? Have they done anything they could not have at Shirecliffe? It is difficult to say. It certainly seems like it has been a decent run out. Training twice a day and with a few games thrown in should have helped with fitness. It has given a run out for most of the squad too and Barlow and Wilson should have more of an idea of who is likely to be in the first 11 and the squad.
Disadvantages
Waste of time? Is this just keeping up appearences and a complete waste of time? We have hardly being tested by Slima and Hibs have we. Could we not have just stayed at Shirecliffe. Is this not just a case of keeping up appearences?
Breaking up pre season: have we had valuable time out of the country when Wilson could and should have been wheeling and dealing? We all know that we still need to shift a few big earners and bring in a few more players. Would Wilson have been better focusing on this rathr than swanning around in Malta? He now does not have a lot of time to manouvre and I wonfer if privately he see's this as an inconvinience.
Ollessendro's verdict
I do not think the tour has done any harm than good and think more positives will come out of it than not. The main arguments against (waste of time) and Wilson having less time for transfers do not stand up (imo) due to the team spirit/togetherness/run out and Wilson have more than enough time to wheel and deal (respectively). A week for the players in the sun, working hard should have really have any negative impacts on the pre season. Hence, although I was sceptical at first, I do not think it was the worst idea in the world.
Other thoughts
Simmo. Looks good wi a tan dun he? (though am not a puff or owt). Never realised that he was from the North East either. They love footy up there. Perhaps there is hpe he will regain his form next season.
Marthese (head of Maltese downs syndrome association). Not bad for an owd bird. Pity there are not as many 50 year owd birds knocking around Shef that look like her. None of mi mum's mates ever looked like that. Dint stop me bangin a few of em though.
Kristina Casolani (Maltese Pop Sensation). Reit shag. Can see why McArthy and his mates got her to come. There is no wonder that the players are so happy to keep going back. Mediteranean goddess. Reckons she is coming to Shef n all. Would beat the usual half time entertainment n all. Recon Ollessendro might even put off a third pint of real ale to get down to the ground early if she was knocking abart.
Carly Barnes (consultant to Sheffield United): Top Yorkshire bird. Think I would employ her as a consultant. Sheffield's Helen Chamberlain.
James Shield (Sheffield Star reporter): what is this cockney tosser doing working for the Star and writing about the Blades? There is no wonder the Star is so poor at reporting on United.
Dan Scott (player liason officer): has this guy took Batho's job? Another nupmty in a redundant position. Nah, he seems reit enough. Proper Sheffield lad.
Scott McCabe
As if it is not bad enough what his daddy has done and the bad decisions he has made, but that shirt is purely criminal. All that cash has not bought him an ounce of charisma either.
Carly, Corrine or Kristina?
Now this is a tough choice and I can see qualities in all 3 of them. For me though it would have to be Kristina. Always had a thing about Mediteranean birds and dark hair and dark eyes send me nuts. Still could see why others might prefer the other 2.
(created a poll on this important issue)