With Seriki, Peck, Marsh, Brooks, Slimane, Hamer, O'Hare, Souza, Arblaster, we might not be pursuing this chap.
Let him sign for Wendy so that the massive think have got one over on us.
He'll be given his script to read if he signs for them that will go something like this "Yeah, lots of Championship clubs wanted me, and some Premier League teams, but when I heard that Wendy wanted me that was it, they are truly massive".
Then a gigantic bucket will be placed in Hillsborough Corner so that all the pigs can spaff off into it.