Lundstram songs

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Benny and Bjorn have been on the blower. They say we can use:


Lunny Lunny Lunny
It's not funny
He's a poor man's Coutts
 
We'll leave him alone
We'll leave him alo ooone
Until the next game
We'll leave him alone
 
This is an original tune so you won't know it but bear with me, it's a banger.....

John Lundstram is deputising for Paul Coutts, oooooo
He'll take some getting used to, we were flying before Paul's injury
There's still a hangover from when Paul got injured yeeeeaahh
John, we'll support you the best we can cos you're ok cover for Paul although not the perfect replacement (clap clap clap)

Even if Paul was suspended, we probably would have won against Birmingham....
Paul's injury hit us hard, woah woah
I'd probably prefer to see Carruthers start a game to be honest
If Wilder thinks you're up to it, who are we to disagree
But like I said John, we'll support you the best we can (clap clap clap)
Can we call you Keef ?
 
As long as someone puts a "Y" on the end of his first or last name or both I'm in!
 
Lundstram Calling.

Someone do summat with that.


Lundstram calling with a faraway pass,
A last ditch tackle, a slide on the grass
Lundstram calling to the rest of the crew,
But he speaks in scouse so they aint got a clue
Lundstram calling, just pray he’s not bust
Now all this Couttsmania has bitten the dust
Lundstram crawling, see he ain't got no pace
He looks like a car thief but we think he’s ace

The play offs are looming, the pig’s are closing in
Meltdown expected, automatic’s in the bin
Duffy stops running, but I have no fear
'Cause Lundstram is playing, and I
Lived through Adkins and Weir…
 
Lundstram calling with a faraway pass,
A last ditch tackle, a slide on the grass
Lundstram calling to the rest of the crew,
But he speaks in scouse so they aint got a clue
Lundstram calling, just pray he’s not bust
Now all this Couttsmania has bitten the dust
Lundstram crawling, see he ain't got no pace
He looks like a car thief but we think he’s ace

The play offs are looming, the pig’s are closing in
Meltdown expected, automatic’s in the bin
Duffy stops running, but I have no fear
'Cause Lundstram is playing, and I
Lived through Adkins and Weir…

Bloody hell, that's impressive!
 
Lundstram calling with a faraway pass,
A last ditch tackle, a slide on the grass
Lundstram calling to the rest of the crew,
But he speaks in scouse so they aint got a clue
Lundstram calling, just pray he’s not bust
Now all this Couttsmania has bitten the dust
Lundstram crawling, see he ain't got no pace
He looks like a car thief but we think he’s ace

The play offs are looming, the pig’s are closing in
Meltdown expected, automatic’s in the bin
Duffy stops running, but I have no fear
'Cause Lundstram is playing, and I
Lived through Adkins and Weir…


Bravo!
 
For a man for whom one of his life regrets is never seeing the Clash live, you have brought tears to my eyes.

I fear there may be a smidgeon too many words though for our hard of learning fans.
Yeah, I wish I'd seen the Clash. Closest I've come is seeing Don Letts in Ladbroke Grove stood waiting for a bus (and I know he wasn't even in the Clash).
 
To September:

Oh ey oh
Super Johnny Lunstram
Oh ey oh
Just trust him and he'll score some
Oh ey oh
He's getting better every game
 
To Buddy Holly by Weezer

Oo ee oo you wish you had Johnny Lundstram

oh oh just give the guy the ball

He's not just a replacement for Couttsy

He's 6ft fucking tall.
 
John Lundstrum, john Lundstrum ,
And I say hes all right
John Lundstrum , it's been a long frustrating 3 months
Paul coutts, it feels like years since it's been here
John Lundstrum , john Lundstrum
And I say hes all right

Tune to here comes the sun
 



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