Lucas joao

[Davalon]

This suggestion. Jesus.

 

[Bladesman]

This suggestion. Jesus.

Not sure Arteta would let Jesus leave Arsenal.

 

[Weasel]

Apparently Joao couldn't even be bothered to get himself to the coach for a recent away game and instead went AWOL and the manager basically told him not to come back again. Absolutely the wrong type of player we would ever need. No heart and purely mercenary.

 

[Groucho Blade]

Not wanted by League 1 Reading, but somehow good enough for us in the PL…