Let's Bounce

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Yes. We should bounce. Have I gone mad? Yes, but not recently, so hear me out, please.

The Bouncing Day Massacre has to be commemorated. If an event that happened almost forty years ago can be celebrated triumphantly every year (not least by the ever-neutral Star) then so must the September Ba de Ya.

So, we should bounce. Not very often. Hardly ever, in fact. We bounce for the first time on 13/1/18. We start Bouncing at the exact minute and second of Hoppity Pig scoring. We stop, abruptly and immediately, at the exact time Duff scored.

We repeat this homage at every subsequent Pig Roast and annually at the most proximate home game to 24/9, adjusting the times to reflect kick-offs of course.

The Star will be all over it, neutrally...

Yes. Let's bounce.

Fuck off.

And Clarke gets his second to confirm it.

 

[Flatulent_Bob]

Nope!

 

[stringer]

Anyway; over to you for a better idea.

Support the team like tonight, for one. Not a bounce in sight, just a great atmosphere. It'll never catch on, of course...

 

[Pinchy]

Support the team like tonight, for one. Not a bounce in sight, just a great atmosphere. It'll never catch on, of course...

You think so? I thought it was pretty lame considering we'd just beat the Pigs and were outplaying the Championship favourites.

 

[stringer]

You think so? I thought it was pretty lame considering we'd just beat the Pigs and were outplaying the Championship favourites.

I thought it was good. Was your wig covering your ears?

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

Next time we play them and if we are winning we should stand still and just sing their song back to them. "If your not Fu**ing bouncing your a blade." Then logic dictates that they will have to bounce up and down, even though they are losing.

Aha ! I think I've found the flaw in this theory

 

[Pinchy]

I thought it was good. Was your wig covering your ears?

How dare you reveal the real me...



Not saying it was awful, but expected better in the circumstances. A six when I expected a nine, perhaps. Maybe even beating the favourites is a bit 'so what' after the Sunday Pig Roast.

 

[stringer]

How dare you reveal the real me...

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Only fair, really, as your every post to me has to reference my job...

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

No thanks

I'm too superior for that

 

[mancunianblade]

Any chance everyone can just sit down and clap politely please. I’m frankly sick and tired of all this exuberance

 

[Pinchy]

Only fair, really, as your every post to me has to reference my job...

Fair point. As I said to somebody else recently, I like you really. You're the whipping-boy for others sometimes and, to your credit, you don't simply close down your account and say "bollocks to it".

 

[stringer]

Fair point. As I said to somebody else recently, I like you really. You're the whipping-boy for others sometimes and, to your credit, you don't simply close down your account and say "bollocks to it".

Where would be the fun in that?! Blimey, you must have enjoyed tonight

 

[Valleyblade]

The difference between us and them, pinchy, is that we don't have organised drummers, or bands, or "actions" It's like people who get up and dance to agadoo, or sit down to do "oops up side your head" or whatever it is.

I'm not performing the birdie song on the kop for you.

I don't know where you were sat but on the kop we were roaring like lion clarkes.

Well I was anyway.