Least amount of movement I've seen on the pitch since the days of Dean Hammond

[1973Blade]

From the medical staff moving their equipment from the pitch following the injury to their goalkeeper. One piece at a time lads, don't rush, there's only 30,000 watching ...

 

[Edgar Allan Poo]

From the medical staff moving their equipment from the pitch following the injury to their goalkeeper. One piece at a time lads, don't rush, there's only 30,000 watching ...

I heard he forgot his pen and had to go back for it when security were trying to lock up for the night.

 

[SwissBlade]

From our medical staff too. They didn’t even bother going on the pitch for any of our players did they? Lazy twats

I mean we probably didn’t have any injuries but what do we pay them for if they don’t go on the pitch

 

[coaxingstar71]

I was grateful to them for providing me with sufficient time for a piss break and I didn't miss any of the game.
On a more serious note, it's never nice to see any player go off in those circumstances and I hope the lad is not too seriously injured.
He got a good reception from the SS when he went off, which was class*

*but obviously not as classy as SWFC.

 

[Revolution]

I always say the slowest thing I’ve ever seen at the Lane is Maddison leaving the field after being subbed when we lost 0-1 to arch time wasters Norwich in 2017-8.

 

[coaxingstar71]

I always say the slowest thing I’ve ever seen at the Lane is Maddison leaving the field after being subbed when we lost 0-1 to arch time wasters Norwich in 2017-8.

Slower than Norwood in his last half season at the club?*

*I was actually a big fan of Ollie.

 

[Revolution]

Slower than Norwood in his last half season at the club?*

*I was actually a big fan of Ollie.

I maintain that Maddison being subbed when his team are winning is the slowest moving thing on the planet. There are single cell organisms with more pace.

 

[Aston max]

Mr hanky on the centre spot at Hillsborough ???