Josh Brownhill

[Swinton Blade]

Al Shabab are an Islamic terror group in Somalia. There's being a bit of a sell out for money, but this is on a whole new level...

Don't think they are linked to each other.

 

[Booker4]

Goooood morning sir, I'm Stephen Bettis, I'm calling from Sheffield United, we'd like to transfer you £100,000 Ugandan dollars wages to sign for us. First a security question. What is your name, Josh?!

 

[ThatJa]

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[Brownieblade]

This one has fallen through but we remain hopeful.

Are you on some sort of sponsored thing, raising money through the most fallen through posts in a window or something

 

[Nedski]

Gone to Saudi Arabia, £100k pw. Game's gone.

I wonder if he got his reported £15m signing on fee?

 

[Aston max]

Gone to Saudi Arabia, £100k pw. Game's gone.

I wonder if he got his reported £15m signing on fee?

And I'm probably on the minority but GLTTL looking to get sorted financially, because I bet he wasn't on that much at Burnley.

 

[Frank the tank]

Will be back in England probably in January next season at latest

 

[Bladesman]

Gone to Saudi Arabia, £100k pw. Game's gone.

I wonder if he got his reported £15m signing on fee?

It's the move he was hoping for.

 

[Booker4]

Apparently he's impressed with the Saudi clubs project. I don't think anyone is naive enough to believe that. I expected him to sign for a decent player club.

 

[UddersBlade]

That Si guy supposedly the latest itk on Porktalk reckoned he was lined up to join the Pigs if a takeover had gone through!!!!! £100k per week………Deluded as usual!

 

[CaptainMorgans]

That Si guy supposedly the latest itk on Porktalk reckoned he was lined up to join the Pigs if a takeover had gone through!!!!! £100k per week………Deluded as usual!

He's done everything he can in a footballing sense: had a go at PL, won a couple of promotions, clearly too good Tier 2.
He's never going to win anything in England.

I'd do the same if I was him.
Go and set your family up for a generation or two.

 

[Weasel]

That Si guy supposedly the latest itk on Porktalk reckoned he was lined up to join the Pigs if a takeover had gone through!!!!! £100k per week………Deluded as usual!

They really are something else aren't they. I've grown up with some pals who are piggies and they are sound likable lads until you get on the topic of football (or more precisely, the topic of Wednesday) at which time they turn into fucking spacemen and talk utter horseshit. I usually just listen to them waffle on a it before laughing out loud in front of them and shaking my head before walking off giggling. They hate it.

Blades fans are naturally pessimistic and that can drag you down after a bit, but at least we live in the real world. They act like they've been on spice most of the time. Imbeciles.

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

They really are something else aren't they. I've grown up with some pals who are piggies and they are sound likable lads until you get on the topic of football (or more precisely, the topic of Wednesday) at which time they turn into fucking spacemen and talk utter horseshit. I usually just listen to them waffle on a it before laughing out loud in front of them and shaking my head before walking off giggling. They hate it.

Blades fans are naturally pessimistic and that can drag you down after a bit, but at least we live in the real world. They act like they've been on spice most of the time. Imbeciles.

Couldn't agree more. For some reason, most of lads close mates are pigs, and I had 3 of em in the car he other week and to hear x3 13 year old lads talk about the plight of Wednesday and how they were bound to be bought by a Billionaire was amazing to listen to.

As we got of the car my lad just looked at me, laughed and shook his head!

 

[IdLiketoRogerMoore]

They really are something else aren't they. I've grown up with some pals who are piggies and they are sound likable lads until you get on the topic of football (or more precisely, the topic of Wednesday) at which time they turn into fucking spacemen and talk utter horseshit. I usually just listen to them waffle on a it before laughing out loud in front of them and shaking my head before walking off giggling. They hate it.

Blades fans are naturally pessimistic and that can drag you down after a bit, but at least we live in the real world. They act like they've been on spice most of the time. Imbeciles.

Couldn't agree more. For some reason, most of lads close mates are pigs, and I had 3 of em in the car he other week and to hear x3 13 year old lads talk about the plight of Wednesday and how they were bound to be bought by a Billionaire was amazing to listen to.

As we got of the car my lad just looked at me, laughed and shook his head!

 

[Big.Dane.w]

You can say that again pal

 

[Grappler]

They really are something else aren't they. I've grown up with some pals who are piggies and they are sound likable lads until you get on the topic of football (or more precisely, the topic of Wednesday) at which time they turn into fucking spacemen and talk utter horseshit. I usually just listen to them waffle on a it before laughing out loud in front of them and shaking my head before walking off giggling. They hate it.

Blades fans are naturally pessimistic and that can drag you down after a bit, but at least we live in the real world. They act like they've been on spice most of the time. Imbeciles.

Same here, there is a lad I know who goes in our local, decent lad, but a pig fan. A few months ago, he was stood chatting, having a pint, when he said (in all seriousness) "can't believe our owner, the Walmart people have offered him over £150 million quid to buy us, and he has turned them down. It's the biggest deal in Championship history, because of who we are, and he is walking away from it, crazy".

I asked him if he thought they had really offered that much and he said yes, so I said, "why would they offer that much, what are they buying?" and he looked at me, really confused, and simply said, "us?", as if I was stupid.

Normally a sound lad and a great laugh, but talk about the pigs and the deludamol kicks in, big time.

 

[Weasel]

It's like when they start talking about their club, it triggers a chemical imbalance in their brain, and it just explodes with delusional shite. Only when they have been coaxed back to talking about something not SWFC related, does their brain re-set itself and they become normal again.

I can only liken it to Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde and when they have swallowed their Wendy potion it takes them into their Mr Hyde characters. Only after they have chatted shite for a while and the Wendy potion wears off, do they become their more stable Dr Jekyll type character again. They probably can't even remember talking such shite in their 'Hyde' phase of their Multiple Personality Disorder.

A Wendy fan before and then during talking about the Massive...

 

[Millhousesblade1889]

I've no idea how Wednesday fans have convinced themselves that Brownhill has been waiting around all this time to sign for them. Wolves - nah, Leeds - nah, Burnley - nah, Saudi 100k p/w - nah. I'm waiting around as I want to be the main man down at Hillsborough.

 

[Bladesman]

I've no idea how Wednesday fans have convinced themselves that Brownhill has been waiting around all this time to sign for them. Wolves - nah, Leeds - nah, Burnley - nah, Saudi 100k p/w - nah. I'm waiting around as I want to be the main man down at Hillsborough.

Any high profile free agent is just waiting for that call from Sheffield Wednesday. It's that bloody Chansiri holding them back, not offering these players the money they want to join a MASSIVE footballing institution.

 

[The Crab]

Don't think they are linked to each other.

And we think gambling sites are dodgy sponsors…