It's Creepy Crawley splatterring season!

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

i know we're crap. most of us know we're crap.

but i say enough of this whining.
the time has come to stand up and be men.

no longer shall we stand around like statues with all the mobility of a umm statuey type thing.
this club was built on solid buildy material things.
did ken mcnaught shirk from a tackle?
did bob hatton cry because his wig fell off?
did lee morris forget his hairspray?

No!

i say now is the time to make a stand.
the line is here.
no further.
never again shall we succumb to the rigours of old age, or the carnal desires of our wieners.

every man, woman and child.
put your hand on your heart.
and say those immortal words.

WE ARE BLADESMEN.
WE ARE BLADESMEN.
SUPER BLADESMEN.
FROM THE LANE.
WE ARE BLADESMEN.
SUPER BLADESMEN.
WE ARE BLADESMEN.
FROM THE LANE.

NOW GET OUT THERE, ITS CREEPY CRAWLEY a-CLOBBERING TIME!