The Crab
2nd Rate Satirist
- Joined
- Mar 3, 2016
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Anyone claiming to be ITK or visiting the Copthorne should be made to wear a bodycam.
New from Crab Tech (a division of Crab Industries) the Crab Cam*. Total camera cover can be yours for just £799.99 plus Crab Tax
*There may be a small** risk of electrocution to the wearer.
**by small I mean probable***
***oh fuck it, who am I kidding, your going to die.

