If i ever win the euromiliions 5 times in a row

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

my plan is to take over sheffield wednesday. then systematically destroy them.

i shall employ a really useless manager. one with a proven track record of being hopeless. i dont know...ummm...someone like bryan robson maybe.

i will sell all the best players all the time, keep all the money whilst telling everyone im losing a fortune running the club, and keep replacing them with rubbish ones. giving the rubbish ones long contracts on inflated wages just for a bit of a laugh.

when i realise im getting away with it, i'll even do something that really takes the piss. maybe employ an ex blade as manager! haha yeah thats a good idea. i'll steal the ground so i can sell it to tesco for loads of lovely wonga, when i finally quit. take the club into the conference then into administration then bugger off to belgium and count all my money. oh the fun i shall have with it. and the fans will all be like sheep, thinking im doing my best for the club!

 

[1889]

You'd never get away with it, its been done before!

 

[Rodley]

Can this be moved to the sub-forum 'Waste 15 seconds of your life here' Foxy? I think the 'Painfully unfunny shit' sub-forum is still full from Ollie's Shed Updates?

 

[SotonBlade]

Some people need to find something else to moan about.

 

[Sheff de party]

Can this be moved to the sub-forum 'Waste 15 seconds of your life here' Foxy? I think the 'Painfully unfunny shit' sub-forum is still full from Ollie's Shed Updates?

Ollie's shed updates make my week.

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

Some people need to find something else to moan about.

have you seen the price of bread this days? feck me!

 

[SotonBlade]

Better!