how many tickets we sold so far

[JJBlade]

So - have you sold out yet?

Embarrassing!

Fuck off you stupid pig

At United we make sure that loyal fans get first dibs

Unlike your shit club which sells tickets four at a time to anybody

And don't say they don't, because I could have bought tickets for your last game if I wanted them

I have no history whatsoever with your club, but I could have strolled in and bought six if I wanted to during the last day or two

 

[Tom Bott]

Will you sell out then?

Nope!

When will you ever be back in the top flight ?

Another 26 years..

Until such time keep Trotting - out the usual garbage, to make yourselves feel better.

I believe Deludamol extra strength is now available, for those who can't win games of football on the pitch.