Help - Finest anti pig jokes required.

[The_Green_Man]

If picked up this joke on facebook and kind of stole it and used it on a pig mate who is now coming back thick and fast on the text front...................

Jewish man goes to buy a ticket for Sheffield Wednesday.

Woman in ticket office asks "are you circumcised"?

"Yes" says the jew.

"Sorry sir, you have to be a complete Prick to watch Sheffield Wednesday".

I need some fresh amminution guys......Anybody got anything?

 

[Chezzy Blades]

A young boy goes to social services and tells them he has nowhere to live. "What about your parents?" asks the social worker. "No, they beat me," says the boy. "What about your grandparents?" says the social worker. "No, they beat me even harder!" says the boy. "Well ... where do you want to stay then?" replies the social worker. "Sheffield Wednesday," says the boy. "They don't beat anyone.

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

If picked up this joke on facebook and kind of stole it and used it on a pig mate who is now coming back thick and fast on the text front...................

Jewish man goes to buy a ticket for Sheffield Wednesday.

Woman in ticket office asks "are you circumcised"?

"Yes" says the jew.

"Sorry sir, you have to be a complete Prick to watch Sheffield Wednesday".

I need some fresh amminution guys......Anybody got anything?

You the new Lenny Bruce .

 

[Dalelane01]

A friend of mine had two tickets for pigs next home game in his car.it was terrible someone smashed his car window and broke in and worst of all they left him two more tickets

 

[bertieblade]

What do you get if you find a Wednesday fan buried up to his neck in sand

More sand


Carlos kickball was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her shopping. He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" to which the old lady replied, "no way you got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to sort it out!"

 

[The_Green_Man]

Bravo, bravo.........Keep the ammunution coming

 

[pblades]

Why are wednesday sponsered by chupa chups.. Cus they get licked every week

Lol

 

[8lade]

(I invented this and apparently I'm the only one who likes it!)

How many Wednesday fans does it take to change a light bulb? One of course.
How many United fans does it take to change a light bulb? One.
Hang on a minute there must've been at least 3 Wednesday fans changing their bulb.

 

[lingsbord]

Neil Warnock







(sorry)

 

[Gordon cowans]

(I invented this and apparently I'm the only one who likes it!)

How many Wednesday fans does it take to change a light bulb? One of course.
How many United fans does it take to change a light bulb? One.
Hang on a minute there must've been at least 3 Wednesday fans changing their bulb.

Yes m8 you are

 

[Jehovah]

A Sheffield Wednesday fan was found fatally stabbed earlier with 45 knife wounds in his back. The chief of police (a lifelong blades fan) said it was the worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

 

[Fulwood Blade]

(I invented this and apparently I'm the only one who likes it!)

How many Wednesday fans does it take to change a light bulb? One of course.
How many United fans does it take to change a light bulb? One.
Hang on a minute there must've been at least 3 Wednesday fans changing their bulb.

 

[bartman]

Q. What is the difference between a Wednesday fan and a bucket of shit ?
A.The bucket

Q.What is the difference between a Wednesday fan and a trampoline
A. You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline

 

[Lt. J Dangle]

I read in The Star that there is now a medical procedure - "The Wendyplasty" that turns you into a pig. It involves having half of your brain removed and your gob widened by 6 inches

 

[wizadry]

(I invented this and apparently I'm the only one who likes it!)

How many Wednesday fans does it take to change a light bulb? One of course.
How many United fans does it take to change a light bulb? One.
Hang on a minute there must've been at least 3 Wednesday fans changing their bulb.

 

[Lt. J Dangle]

A Wendy walks into the pub with a parrot on his shoulder.
The barman asks, "Where did you get that?"
The parrot answers " Parson Cross, there's hundreds of the scruffy cunts" *


* cheers Bernard Manning

 

[8lade]

wizadry Fulwood Blade Gordon cowans

it's the old attendance joke again.
You may commence laughing...

 

[Dkc]

(I invented this and apparently I'm the only one who likes it!).

How many United fans does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How many Wednesday fans does it take to change a light bulb? One, but they'll always insist it takes at least 12, with more queuing up outside

 

[Sean Thornton]

An ambulance is called to a gay brothel. They Find a man dead, wearing full make up, a long blonde wig, stockings suspenders and a pink tutu, with a giant dildo stuck up his arse, and wearing a Wendy shirt. The Police arrive and the crime scene photographer asks the detectives to take the pig shirt off the body before he starts taking photos. A detective says "we shouldn't do it, why" the photographer says "come on, we don't want to embarrass his family"

 

[Ecco1889]

Ecco with the showstopper.......

 

[Sean Thornton]

Wendy sat drinking in the park hotel when a bloke walks in with a crocodile on a lead. Landlord goes beserk telling him to get out. Man explains that it's perfectly safe and to show him drops his trousers and hits the crocodile hard over the head with a cosh , the croc carefully takes his dick in its mouth and sucks it. Bloke says, see it's safe and asks if anyone wants to try it. Wendy fan gets up and says I'll have a go mate, but don't his me as hard as you did that crocodile.

 

[Ecco1889]

The seven dwarves are trapped down a mine,the rescuers,after days of searching are just about to give up,when they here a faint voice singing "hi-ho Sheffield Wednesday"
The guy in charge said..
"keep digging boys,dopeys still alive"

 

[FleaPitBlade]

I was walking down the road the other day and saw a Wednesday season ticket nailed to a tree.

I took a look around to check nobody was watching then swiped it.

You can never have enough nails.

 

[Dalelane01]

A wendy fan goes to the park with family and friend they lay down a blanket on the grass .get the foodout on the blanket and begin to have (wait for it)

A pignic