He Heads the Fucker Back

[ucandomagic]

 

[WhiteHawk]

Reyt shiner. He pick that up against Brentford or has he been fighting?

 

[SteveBlade]

Reyt shiner. He pick that up against Brentford or has he been fighting?

That looks more like his eye has been gouged out with a fucking table spoon than a shiner.

 

[dazzlingblade]

could be a doubt for saturday if that dont go down quick, must be hindering his vision

 

[ucandomagic]

Don't know why it came 3. times - kept losing signal.

Only 2 words tonight

Chedwyn Evans.

 

[Slim Man]

JOC must play if we're to get owt at Boro

Get him wrapped in cotton wool. No headers, no flailing elbows in training please.

 

[grafikhaus]

A mate was in Hallamshire Hospital yesterday and saw JOC (in a United shirt) with the club doctor.

 

[SUFC Guy]

Heading bricks for a living is bound to catch up with you eventually !

 

[Jon Bon II]

I heard Louis Reed slotted him.

 

[McGrath]

Did he drive to the match?

 

[Stretch]

No way is that going down before Saturday.

Bash / Wright / Stearman it is.

 

[IMABLADE]

I heard Louis Reed slotted him.

Was he on the scougall's shoulders?

 

[Foxy]

Glad you kept me just out of shot ucandomagic

 

[Ricky]

A mate was in Hallamshire Hospital yesterday and saw JOC (in a United shirt) with the club doctor.

They really knock the fuck out of each other in training don't they?!

 

[Kev Gee]

Looks like hes had his eye ripped out GOT style.

 

[BigBed]

Calm down, official statement:
"After a vigorous evening of celebrations, following our triumph over La Liga 1 Brentford, Jack O'Connell returned home, and decided to carry on the celebrations with his nearest and dearest.
Unfortunately for Jack, the SEX SWING he had just had installed in the newly renovated Brick Store, at his home, was not correctly secured to the masonry.
This resulted in Jack, slipping from the swing, and landing awkwardly upon his partners, rampant rabbit.
Jack will be in contention for Saturday's game at Middlesborough, he heads bricks for fucksake, this was just 8" of rubber, childsplay!"

Official club statement.

 

[rompodebailey]

Calm down, official statement:
"After a vigorous evening of celebrations, following our triumph over La Liga 1 Brentford, Jack O'Connell returned home, and decided to carry on the celebrations with his nearest and dearest.
Unfortunately for Jack, the SEX SWING he had just had installed in the newly renovated Brick Store, at his home, was not correctly secured to the masonry.
This resulted in Jack, slipping from the swing, and landing awkwardly upon his partners, rampant rabbit.
Jack will be in contention for Saturday's game at Middlesborough, he heads bricks for fucksake, this was just 8" of rubber, childsplay!"

Official club statement.

Well that's a relief.

 

[s4-blade]

Gary Sinclair has said on Facebook that the injury was sustained in a freak accidental tackle between him and Samir in training.

 

[Grappler]

Gary Sinclair has said on Facebook that the injury was sustained in a freak accidental tackle between him and Samir in training.

Why was Gary Sinclair tackling Samir?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Why was Gary Sinclair tackling Samir?

Can't you read, it was accidental......

 

[Grappler]

Can't you read, it was accidental......

Just wondering if Samir had helped himself some to some free tickets for Maggie Mays and was about to leg it, when Sinclair spotted him?