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I will not name any names or the school where this happened. But I was told this story by one of my best mates yesterday. He is a blade of course and he gave me the permission to share this on S2 4SU.
Here goes.
It's a morning assembly after the recent derby win in a secondary school somewhere in Sheffield. My mates son and all the other kids are sat while the deputy head is rattling on about dicipline and school uniform etc. Now this deputy head according to my mate is a bit of a......well let's just say that dad, son and deputy don't get along. He also is a Wednesday fan which has nothing to do with why they don't get along. At the end of this guys lecture. He asks the kids if they had any questions. My pals lad puts his hand up. The deputy says "Yes son" giving him the go ahead to ask his question. "Sir" he says. "Who put the ball in the Wednesday net?"
Que absolute uproar as the Blades in the assembly were cheering and laughing. The Owls booing. After the room quietened down the deputy head told my Pals lad to get out. As he walked out he was greeted with cheers and applause from those who admired his wit, cheek and bravery.
Unfortunately, the deputy didn't appreciate it and gave him a detention.
But that moment will stay with the lad forever. What a glorious moment for the lad!
Hope you enjoyed that as much as I did!
 

Weatewed said:
I will not name any names or the school where this happened. But I was told this story by one of my best mates yesterday. He is a blade of course and he gave me the permission to share this on S2 4SU.
Here goes.
It's a morning assembly after the recent derby win in a secondary school somewhere in Sheffield. My mates son and all the other kids are sat while the deputy head is rattling on about dicipline and school uniform etc. Now this deputy head according to my mate is a bit of a......well let's just say that dad, son and deputy don't get along. He also is a Wednesday fan which has nothing to do with why they don't get along. At the end of this guys lecture. He asks the kids if they had any questions. My pals lad puts his hand up. The deputy says "Yes son" giving him the go ahead to ask his question. "Sir" he says. "Who put the ball in the Wednesday net?"
Que absolute uproar as the Blades in the assembly were cheering and laughing. The Owls booing. After the room quietened down the deputy head told my Pals lad to get out. As he walked out he was greeted with cheers and applause from those who admired his wit, cheek and bravery.
Unfortunately, the deputy didn't appreciate it and gave him a detention.
But that moment will stay with the lad forever. What a glorious moment for the lad!
Hope you enjoyed that as much as I did!
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Thank you for that story, I really enjoyed reading it!

What I will say, is that the Deputy Head sounds like a humourless git!

He could have made a joke out of it and had a bit of banter with the lad, and then settled the kids down after.

Do pig fans do humour, I wonder?🤔
 
Weatewed said:
I will not name any names or the school where this happened. But I was told this story by one of my best mates yesterday. He is a blade of course and he gave me the permission to share this on S2 4SU.
Here goes.
It's a morning assembly after the recent derby win in a secondary school somewhere in Sheffield. My mates son and all the other kids are sat while the deputy head is rattling on about dicipline and school uniform etc. Now this deputy head according to my mate is a bit of a......well let's just say that dad, son and deputy don't get along. He also is a Wednesday fan which has nothing to do with why they don't get along. At the end of this guys lecture. He asks the kids if they had any questions. My pals lad puts his hand up. The deputy says "Yes son" giving him the go ahead to ask his question. "Sir" he says. "Who put the ball in the Wednesday net?"
Que absolute uproar as the Blades in the assembly were cheering and laughing. The Owls booing. After the room quietened down the deputy head told my Pals lad to get out. As he walked out he was greeted with cheers and applause from those who admired his wit, cheek and bravery.
Unfortunately, the deputy didn't appreciate it and gave him a detention.
But that moment will stay with the lad forever. What a glorious moment for the lad!
Hope you enjoyed that as much as I did!
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I would have given you detention for use of que instead of cue. And that’s my deputy you’re dissing son. He gave him the detention for all his Blade mates responding Tyrese Fucking Campbell which was incorrect. He’s been given 200 lines. Got to write out “Sorry piggy bastards it was the honking Rhiann fucking Brewster.”
 
Sounds a bit like the guy from the Inbetweeners.

Premier League?
 

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Fair enough if you don't want to believe it. However, how it's written is about me and my communication skills, or lack of. I have no doubt it's true. None at all.
 

Weatewed said:
Unfortunately, the deputy didn't appreciate it and gave him a detention.
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I'd have been back down to the school as the lads father. Misuse of disciplinary measures by power hungry despots does no good at all.

Yeah it was cheeky, but it wasn`t rude, or disrespectful.

Deputy needs pulling up on it
 
Silent Blade said:
The horrible teacher in Kes
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I used to work with a woman who was a big Barnsley fan. Her husband had been in the same class as Barry Hines at school. They were at the match one day and there was an old bloke behind them, shouting out idiotic comments all match at the team, pissing off the other fans. After the match her husband told her that was our old games teacher, the original model for Brian Glover and still a dickhead years later.
 
Jimmy Fleck said:
Sorry but this sounds like a load of bollocks
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Sounds entirely true to me.

As a retired teacher it definitely has more than a ring of truth to it. I 've worked with some totally humourless teachers who wouldn't get a joke if it slapped them in the face.
my own head teacher being one. She was deputy head for a few years before she became the head. She was tall, slim willowy, and in some quarters ,considered attractive. ( not by me) .She used to wear really short skirts and to be honest she did have the legs for it.
Anyway. Prom night used to be held at the school. Pupils would arrive at the main doors and walk down the stairs into the hall ,staff at the bottom, complementing the kids on how good they looked in their tuxedos and ball gowns.
She appears at the top of the stairs. She's got on a black fur coat which just about covers her arse, with a skirt the same length. Sheer black tights and high heel shoes. Legs showing up to her armpits.
Staff are stunned into silence.
Then I heard a voice saying ' what have you come as Christine, a strippergram?'
And then I had one of those moments where I I thought, 'why is everyone looking at me?'
That was when I realised it was me who'd said it!
My mouth had over ridden my brain (again).
She just glared at me ( fair enough) and sailed on into the hall.
The rest of the staff either fell about laughing or offered words of advice about P45 s.
Funnily enough when she became head I never advanced that far up the pay scale.

One time I was taking a lesson explaining something on the board and a kid ( bit of a comedian) put his hand up and said ' sorry sir could you explain that again please? I couldn't hear you. I've got a strawberry in this ear and a cherry in the other. I'm a trifle deaf'.
Which I and the rest of the class found highly amusing.
No he didn't get lines or a detention.
 
djbaldken said:
Sounds entirely true to me.

As a retired teacher it definitely has more than a ring of truth to it. I 've worked with some totally humourless teachers who wouldn't get a joke if it slapped them in the face.
my own head teacher being one. She was deputy head for a few years before she became the head. She was tall, slim willowy, and in some quarters ,considered attractive. ( not by me) .She used to wear really short skirts and to be honest she did have the legs for it.
Anyway. Prom night used to be held at the school. Pupils would arrive at the main doors and walk down the stairs into the hall ,staff at the bottom, complementing the kids on how good they looked in their tuxedos and ball gowns.
She appears at the top of the stairs. She's got on a black fur coat which just about covers her arse, with a skirt the same length. Sheer black tights and high heel shoes. Legs showing up to her armpits.
Staff are stunned into silence.
Then I heard a voice saying ' what have you come as Christine, a strippergram?'
And then I had one of those moments where I I thought, 'why is everyone looking at me?'
That was when I realised it was me who'd said it!
My mouth had over ridden my brain (again).
She just glared at me ( fair enough) and sailed on into the hall.
The rest of the staff either fell about laughing or offered words of advice about P45 s.
Funnily enough when she became head I never advanced that far up the pay scale.

One time I was taking a lesson explaining something on the board and a kid ( bit of a comedian) put his hand up and said ' sorry sir could you explain that again please? I couldn't hear you. I've got a strawberry in this ear and a cherry in the other. I'm a trifle deaf'.
Which I and the rest of the class found highly amusing.
No he didn't get lines or a detention.
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Legend djbaldken - Need more teachers like this in school, maybe we could have the odd lesson in humour - seems now days you can’t laugh at owt for fear of upsetting some cunt

Many times in times of despair danger or pressure a daft oneliner or gag changes the mood, need to stop taking shit so seriously
 
Selly said:
I'd have been back down to the school as the lads father. Misuse of disciplinary measures by power hungry despots does no good at all.
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Very much “on message” re the current ownership though, so entirely understandable coming from a teacher of porkular persuasion.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and all that.
 
Great read that, I will be reciting it in the pub on Thursday night.
 

Houston_Blade said:
It’s written like one of those “Didn’t happen of the year” entries. Funny though if true.
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You may be right, and let’s face it, if the tables were turned and it was told by a Wednesday fan on Owlstalk that would definitely be our conclusion (although for that to happen Wednesday would have had to have beaten us, so I’m stretching the bounds of credibility a bit with this comparison).

However, I don’t think it really matters. It’s a good story either way, and I prefer just to assume it’s true!
 
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