GCB: 2017 edition

[RogerNilsen]

My mind was wandering, as it generally does. And i thought "What if the GCB song was invented today". Men aren't men like they used to be, they're "Modern Men"... anyway, here's what I got:

You fill up my senses
Like a Tall Gin and Tonic
Like a Packet of Smoke Bombs
Like a Big Line of Sniff
Like a Night Out in Sheffield
Like a Vanilla Latte
Like Sheffield United
Come fill me again

 

[Pierre's PC]

 

[georgebernardshaw]

 

[Blade 62]

My mind was wandering, as it generally does. And i thought "What if the GCB song was invented today". Men aren't men like they used to be, they're "Modern Men"... anyway, here's what I got:

You fill up my senses
Like a Tall Gin and Tonic
Like a Packet of Smoke Bombs
Like a Big Line of Sniff
Like a Night Out in Sheffield
Like a Vanilla Latte
Like Sheffield United
Come fill me again

NO. JUST NO
Think you are just being silly.

 

[Ricky]

You fill up my senses
Like a small cup of coffee
Like a packet of iPhones
Like an arm sleeve tattoo
Like a really crap selfie
Like a greasy shit beard
Like Sheffield United
Come fill me again

 

[stringer]

You fill up my senses
Like a small cup of coffee
Like a packet of iPhones
Like an arm sleeve tattoo
Like a really crap selfie
Like a greasy shit beard
Like Sheffield United
Come fill me again

Ah yes, that common packet of iPhones

 

[shorehamview]

Ah yes, that common packet of iPhones

Work harder, then you can ask your editor for a raise and buy a packet of iPhones. Good luck with that.

 

[BigBed]

And stop.

 

[mattbianco1]

My mind was wandering, as it generally does. And i thought "What if the GCB song was invented today". Men aren't men like they used to be, they're "Modern Men"... anyway, here's what I got:

You fill up my senses
Like a Tall Gin and Tonic
Like a Packet of Smoke Bombs
Like a Big Line of Sniff
Like a Night Out in Sheffield
Like a Vanilla Latte
Like Sheffield United
Come fill me again

Followed up by "Nooooo Pyro, nooo party!"

 

[Rodley]

 

[stringer]

Work harder, then you can ask your editor for a raise and buy a packet of iPhones. Good luck with that.

That’s the dream

 

[Eddiecolquhounsleg]

Why has that woman got a pink, multi ribbed dildo on her desk? Something to do with her neck injury?

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

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Behave!!!

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Behave!!!

Sorry

 

[steve26272]

You fill up my senses
Like a small cup of coffee
Like a packet of iPhones
Like an arm sleeve tattoo
Like a really crap selfie
Like a greasy shit beard
Like Sheffield United
Come fill me again

like a packet of Airwaves?
like a blackcurrant vaper?
like a good tin of monster?

god the modern man is so gay....
them were days when you'd go darn tarn, 10pints, cheesy chips, kick some fuckers heed in, get a taxi home and still have change from a fiver.

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

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Sorry

 

[tyke1889]

Strangely, had a similar (very drunken) conversation a few weeks ago, came up with this pile of doo doo:

You full up my senses like a bovril and Hendos,
like a salad from nandos like a bouquet garni,
like a night out in ponds forge, doing a good length or twohoo,
like sheffield united etc

I know.....I know, you don't have to tell me!