Funniest thing you have seen at a game.

[Aml-blade]

Bury away was a laugh last year, 'He's got a laaaaampshade, on his head!'

On a slightly darker note there was an absolutely smashed bloke when we played hudds away in the league cup a few years back, who having not being able to find a place to put his pint whilst having a piss, placed it on the floor directly below the urinal. He then proceeded to 'dribble' into said pint before picking it back up and necking it without a second thought.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I've told this before. Leicester on THAT day, after game on the pitch.

Copper: Off the pitch lads

Us: No chance (or words to that effect)

Copper: Look, you need to be off the pitch, so go!

Us: Even less chance (or words to that effect - now expecting the heavy treatment)

Copper: OK, if I tell you something to make the day even better, will you leave?

Us: Ha, do your worst copper. It doesn't get any better than this (or words to that effect)

Copper: Wednesday lost, they've been relegated. You replace them in the top division

Us: Bollocks! (or words to that effect)

At that moment a Blade with a radio went past shouting, 'Pigs are down'

Us: You win constable, we will vacate in an orderly fashion (or words to that effect)

 

[Darren]

You are right, The Old Show Ground it was. Remember when we got out of the ground the twats were throwing bottles, bricks and coins at us!. Interesting walk to the station that day.
This was one of only 4 defeats all season (all away). Stockport and Hull were two others. Cant remember the last one.

Colchester - 5-2 on 6/2/82. We were 3-0 down after 10 mins as Keith Waugh had a mare. It was on MOTD too :-(

 

[Darren]

There you go

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Give it to Punton!

was the cry

What was even funnier was when the pig fans were giving him seven shades of shit in the derby match, and he scored the winner from a yard out....

 

[Conroy]

How about Glyn Hodges getting a last minute winner v Derby at the kop end on 26/1/91, jumping onto the advertising boards and promptly falling head first over them?

Or the week after when he scored and went to same board and went exaggeratedly tentatively over them.....

 

[Darren]

Or the week after when he scored and went to same board and went exaggeratedly tentatively over them.....

Ah yes, that was in the 4-1 win over Southampton on 2/2/91.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

There you go

Didn't we also have to wear their away shirts due to a cock up?

 

[Darren]

Didn't we also have to wear their away shirts due to a cock up?

We had sponsors on ours and that wasn't allowed on the BBC in those days.

 

[Digger]

Cheers Darren.
Don't know why I had forgot that one.

 

[Jimmy23]

Who remembers the pheasant on London road??? We all used to have some laughs in their! I remember once when we were playing Norwich in the early 90s and pre-match in THAT pub, a norwich fan came in with a yellow and green scarf(harmless guy) and as he went to order a drink, a blade set fire to his scarf - IM NOT JOKING!. and the poor norwich fan was doing everything to set it out, he even grabbed my mates water to set it out which he was successful.

As for leicester, I remember the coin throwing! and the pitch invasions after every goal- Where have them days gone

 

[Rustyblade]

Think Kozzy's dive should get a mention.

 

[Sheff de party]

Watching us at Bramall Lane and their defender going steaming into the corner to save a corner, only for it to bounce back off the corner flag and meg him was pretty funny. Didn't score from it unfortunately.

 

[davidpinder]

Got to be bruce grobbelaar doing one of his little wondering specials only for Deano to take it off him and lob it over the rest of the defence. The fact Grobbelaar was renowned for it made it all the funnier.

Hodges was funny when he went over the advertising boards, i also remember him scoring the following week and tap the boards after.

Dean Saunders throwing the ball against the keeper before slotting home was amusing.

Des walker for Forest putting through his own net, he must have thought "bollocks not against these, anyone but these".

 

[Conroy]

v Forest at BDTBL, can't remember which match but Harewood had gone down like a sack of spuds and was on deaths door following an innocuous challenge. Rob Kozluk goes over to him as he was concerned for his wellbeing and to see if he could help in any way, and of course he knows a bit of first aid. Now those of you who have done first aid will know that if you don't get a verbal response you need to see if you can get a physical response, and of course Rob skipped straight to this and nipped Harewood on the back of the upper arm (try it on your missus if you dare) at which point dummy came out, jumping straight to his feet making a a recovery of biblical proportions. I'm sure it was televised....made me laugh.

 

[Tops]

I've told this before. Leicester on THAT day, after game on the pitch.

Copper: Off the pitch lads

Us: No chance (or words to that effect)

Copper: Look, you need to be off the pitch, so go!

Us: Even less chance (or words to that effect - now expecting the heavy treatment)

Copper: OK, if I tell you something to make the day even better, will you leave?

Us: Ha, do your worst copper. It doesn't get any better than this (or words to that effect)

Copper: Wednesday lost, they've been relegated. You replace them in the top division

Us: Bollocks! (or words to that effect)

At that moment a Blade with a radio went past shouting, 'Pigs are down'

Us: You win constable, we will vacate in an orderly fashion (or words to that effect)

Great day, and remember when they did get pitch clear, the news went round that pigs were down and everybody invaded again, remember billy bunting doing cartwheels and humpty dumpty belly sliding, happy days

Who remembers the pheasant on London road??? We all used to have some laughs in their! I remember once when we were playing Norwich in the early 90s and pre-match in THAT pub, a norwich fan came in with a yellow and green scarf(harmless guy) and as he went to order a drink, a blade set fire to his scarf - IM NOT JOKING!. and the poor norwich fan was doing everything to set it out, he even grabbed my mates water to set it out which he was successful.

As for leicester, I remember the coin throwing! and the pitch invasions after every goal- Where have them days gone

Jesus Jimmy I'm welling up here, the Pheasant and the Hermitage were great boozers, and like you say some great laughs in both boozers. happy days

Speaking of Norwich one year on our way down we stopped the mini bus and called in this boozer, we knew we weren't far away from ground, anyway we goes in and all lads get beers, this old fella sat at bar must be in his late 70's, one of the lads asks him, how far to ground mate from here, he reply's, about 15-20 mins, another yokel sat further along bar, says to old fella, what you pass ya test in, a fuckin tractor, it's 5 mins if that, all the lads just stood pissing themselves.