Fooking hate the piggy bastard

[staniblade]

Just heard Piggys are going to throw thousands of toilet rolls from the kop before kick off fucking retards they will need them after for crying into god I hate fucking pigs

 

[Paulus]

I quite miss the sight of goal decorated with bog roll.

 

[boo radley]

Isn't bog roll used to clear up shit? maybe they've finally realised their ground looks like crap!

 

[staniblade]

Yeh one big shithole

 

[silverfox]

To soak up flood water or pig piss?

 

[dingledog]

Or their tears of pain at final whistle maybe.

 

[Bladesman]

Probably to soak up the water we know what place is like for flooding.

 

[TarquinDelouche]

toilet roll? they'd be better off with kitchen roll if there's any chance of rain.

 

[shorehamview]

Look at the average piggy. Do you really think that they will spend their Jobseeker's Allowance on fripperies like bog roll? Especially just to throw away. If they can't afford luxuries like soap then they can't afford football confetti either. Those that do bring any will have stolen it.

 

[Kenilworth]

Izal medicated?
Do they still make that?
It was like wiping your arse with grease proof paper.

 

[shorehamview]

Izal medicated?
Do they still make that?
It was like wiping your arse with grease proof paper.

Also known as John Wayne. It takes shit off no asshole.

 

[sitwell]

I once pulled a bird in Romeos who worked at Izal in Chapeltown ,she smelt of disinfectant but it quite turned me on. Izal didn't wipe it off ,just moved it about but was good for really stubborn clinkers you could shape a gavel out of it and flick it off.

 

[blade too long]

I find paper better than those labrador puppies , they whelp when theres big lumps

 

[Karaoke Blade]

Izal medicated?
It was like wiping your arse with grease proof paper.

When my old gran used to live on the Manor, she hung squares of the TV times on her (outside) bog door. I only ever had one shit at her house.

 

[18EDWARDS89]

it's to mop up all the tears. don't want to be flooding that massive pitch again

 

[VespaBlade]

she smelt of disinfectant but it quite turned me on.

WTF- Why would you put that on a forum for people to read.
Thats like me saying I get turned on when I see dogs shitting... Oh Damn I now have........