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but... how is one supposed to consume copious amounts of alcohol by 2pm on a Sunday afternoon?
 
Not happy about the Palace game. My Missus is going on a Hen-do on the Saturday. It was going to give me cause to be out of the house all day while she commandeered the upstairs to paint her face, put tan on and try out 48 fucking outfits. Now I'm going to have to have opinions on stuff I don't want opinions on and when I do give an opinion it will be the wrong one and I will have to hear the case for the other options.
 
Flawed said:
but... how is one supposed to consume copious amounts of alcohol by 2pm on a Sunday afternoon?
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Start at 11.00. At a steady rate of three pints per hour and assuming you’re drinking no more than half an hour from the Lane it’s a minimum of seven, then bang a couple of shorts ‘for the road’.
 
BushBlade said:
Start at 11.00. At a steady rate of three pints per hour and assuming you’re drinking no more than half an hour from the Lane it’s a minimum of seven, then bang a couple of shorts ‘for the road’.
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I'd love to, but since the promotion I've been suffering from delusions of grandeur. No alcohol before 1pm, and I'm fully expecting the Kop bar to sell Pimms and Lemonade with a slice of cucumber. I've even been practising drinking from vessels that contain less than a pint, and extending my pinky down the glass to look sophisticated.
 
BushBlade said:
Start at 11.00. At a steady rate of three pints per hour and assuming you’re drinking no more than half an hour from the Lane it’s a minimum of seven, then bang a couple of shorts ‘for the road’.
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3 pints an hour?
Might as well sup Shandy Bass and drive home ;)
 
mattbianco1 said:
Me too. I'm at a wedding for Palace game. Would've been gutted if i'd have missed it
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I’m relieved. Our MD decided to book a company day out at York Races on the day of the Leicester game, so it would’ve been two missed for me!
 

JackSUFC said:
I’m relieved. Our MD decided to book a company day out at York Races on the day of the Leicester game, so it would’ve been two missed for me!
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Couldn’t be doing with that shit when I had a job. I spent five days a week with people whom I’m forced to spend time with, some I liked, some I didn’t. I don’t want to spend my fucking weekend with them too.
 
Welcome to the Premier League

Every chance of more non televised games being shifted to Sundays as well if teams have Thursday night Euro games
 
Billyblade said:
Not happy about the Palace game. My Missus is going on a Hen-do on the Saturday. It was going to give me cause to be out of the house all day while she commandeered the upstairs to paint her face, put tan on and try out 48 fucking outfits. Now I'm going to have to have opinions on stuff I don't want opinions on and when I do give an opinion it will be the wrong one and I will have to hear the case for the other options.
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Here's a trick Billy. Always say "no" to the first and second thing she shows you, regardless of whether you think they look good or not. Then, on the third one, say "Yes" and she'll think you're paying attention and interested. A few little comments around your responses like, "Mmmmm, that's not quite right for tonight" or "how will it compare to what the others are wearing" will support the illusion that you're interested/bothered/paying attention and she'll be convinced...…..works every time! 😉
 
Bayingblade said:
Here's a trick Billy. Always say "no" to the first and second thing she shows you, regardless of whether you think they look good or not. Then, on the third one, say "Yes" and she'll think you're paying attention and interested. A few little comments around your responses like, "Mmmmm, that's not quite right for tonight" or "how will it compare to what the others are wearing" will support the illusion that you're interested/bothered/paying attention and she'll be convinced...…..works every time! 😉
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You've got a good one there Bayingblade. Hold onto her, cherish her. it's clearly something special if she respects any opinion you have on her appearance. I, on the other hand am considering faking blindness
 
Bayingblade said:
Here's a trick Billy. Always say "no" to the first and second thing she shows you, regardless of whether you think they look good or not. Then, on the third one, say "Yes" and she'll think you're paying attention and interested. A few little comments around your responses like, "Mmmmm, that's not quite right for tonight" or "how will it compare to what the others are wearing" will support the illusion that you're interested/bothered/paying attention and she'll be convinced...…..works every time! 😉
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Can I book you to go shopping with my missus for clothes?
 
Billyblade said:
You've got a good one there Bayingblade. Hold onto her, cherish her. it's clearly something special if she respects any opinion you have on her appearance. I, on the other hand am considering faking blindness
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😁 I'd like to think so Billy but, even after 16 years, it still helps to have a trick or two up your sleeve to make her think you do give a shit about what she wears to go out in 😉
 
Bayingblade said:
😁 I'd like to think so Billy but, even after 16 years, it still helps to have a trick or two up your sleeve to make her think you do give a shit about what she wears to go out in 😉
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I've been with my Missus for 23 1/2 years.
I put this down to her not being able to make her fucking mind up how to leave me
 
Mightily pissed off about the Liverpool game. Working in Donny til 12 and can’t get out of it. Last time I did this I got into the ground at 12:34 and Billy Sharp has scored!
 

west_yorks_blade said:
Can I book you to go shopping with my missus for clothes?
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Aaaaaah….. that's a different approach I conquered years ago, WYB. I was such a pain in the arse that she never invites me to go shopping with her now, hasn't done for years! Now it's confined to showing me what she's got when she gets back. A few, "that will look nice with that....*insert item of clothing you can remember*" or "Mmmmm, not too sure, will need to see it on" is all I need these days 🙂
 
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