Favourite way to misspell 'Heckingbottom'?

[Houston_Blade]

I haven't really got much decent to say about this appointment, but it will provide some comedy in terms of how his name is spelt. I'll be listening out for the best one, but what is your favourite from the options provided?

 

[Gimli]

I’ve been spelling it Heckingbotham for some reason.

 

[Bladesman]

Heck its a bottom

 

[Micky Narker]

I stick to Hecky.

 

[JJ Sefton]

Yesmanbottom.

 

[Sid1978]

Where's the option for "FeckingBottom"?

 

[Jon Bon II]

Snorkeljesus. Sounds scandinavian.

 

[Not_a_Cheat]

Is this really a 4 and half year contract? Is this real? If this was 1st of April I'd wait til tomorrow.

 

[Montymagic]

Spankybottomsverymuchski


Worst part is, it took me ages to think of this and it's fucking terrible.
So I thought I'd share my creativity and get some critique from some experts.