Done Deal

[Scooter_mcgavin]

Sheffield United have exercised their one year extension clause on the Carlsberg contract.

 

[mattbianco1]

Probably the best deal in the world!

 

[Fanny magnet]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm piss !

 

[TJB.]

We got rid and replaced it with Carling?

That was a doozy, wunnit? Swapped Carlsberg for Carling because it's what people wanted, but neglected to mention it'd involve swapping the Aspall's cider (nice) for Carling cider (pish).

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

We got rid and replaced it with Carling?

That was a doozy, wunnit? Swapped Carlsberg for Carling because it's what people wanted, but neglected to mention it'd involve swapping the Aspall's cider (nice) for Carling cider (pish).

I really need to take you cider tasting, Tom

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Don't think it matters what product range we hold. It's not actually available due to no-one involved in the catering operation knowing the first thing about it or posessing a fucking brain.

 

[TJB.]

I really need to take you cider tasting, Tom

I'm not a huge fan. Certainly rare that I'll enjoy a flat, scrumpy type one.

But in a choice between Aspall's and Carlsberg, there's only one clear winner!

 

[Broomhall Blade]

God I hate the close season.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

I'm not a huge fan. Certainly rare that I'll enjoy a flat, scrumpy type one.

But in a choice between Aspall's and Carlsberg, there's only one clear winner!

Think you mean Carling,but your point is valid.
Like it or not the Cider renaissance has to thank Magners,although the likes of Stella and Carlings attempts to ride the cider coat tail ,whilst expected is cringeworthy.
Aspalls is decent.as is Thatchers. I used to stock 8 different boxed Westons offerings which sold exceptionally well.(Dispensed at room temperature from the box,not refrigerated or using uplift equipment). Stowford Press is another decent keg offering. The range now is staggering with many great Welsh offerings,and that's before looking at the imports.

 

[Chief_Froley]

This one's off as well I'm afraid.

Once again we met the requirements to trigger their release clause but they've turned around and upped the asking price.

Wilder moving on to his next target, Peroni. Apparently he wants a move up north to be closer to family.

 

[SouthEssexBlade]

I'm not a huge fan. Certainly rare that I'll enjoy a flat, scrumpy type one.

But in a choice between Aspall's and Carlsberg, there's only one clear winner!

Even if you only like fizzy pop, there's better than those two.

 

[TJB.]

Think you mean Carling

I was referring to the lager/cider choice before we changed contracts, which was the choice between Carlsberg or Aspall's.

The choice after the contract change is now between Carling or Carling Cider.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Should add Fosters as well just to piss the Real Ale Nazis off, whilst I smugly sip my coffee

 

[Boxer Blade]

Lager was always a girls drink, ale a mans drink, moonshine mmmm

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Should add Fosters as well just to piss the Real Ale Nazis off, whilst I smugly sip my coffee

I'm informed Skol, Hofmeister and XXXX are signed on also.

 

[Large Mendonca]

Did you know that all these major "breweries" can brew popular lager/beer in 3 days ? They add chemicals to make it possible. I'm comfortable with what i choose to drink, and it ain't anything sold at the Lane

 

[Billyblade]

 

[Tyler Durden]

I'm informed Skol, Hofmeister and XXXX are signed on also.

All the above beverages are welcome, as long it annoys the cask-conditioned, IPA, "ooh it has a great hoppy finish" wankers.

Stout pisses on both to be honest.

 

[Scooter_mcgavin]

I'm informed Skol, Hofmeister and XXXX are signed on also.

All of those are liquid gold when compared with the mother of all lagers - McKewans.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Paulaner and Dortmunder are the finest lagers in all humanity.

 

[McGrath]

What's wrong wi Magnet? Surely it's sacrilege to sell owt else unless it's Wards

 

[Tyler Durden]

What's wrong wi Magnet? Surely it's sacrilege to sell owt else unless it's Wards

Not bad for bitter. Still served in Chapeltown club.

 

[TJB.]

Should add Fosters as well just to piss the Real Ale Nazis off, whilst I smugly sip my coffee

You can't be smug drinking the fucking volcanic Nescafe freeze-dried shite they have!

It's not like you've been served a proper Lavazza espresso whilst we're all squeezing Special Brew from a tramps nappy.

 

[Pinchy]

Lager drinkers Hoof.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

Lager drinkers Hoofmeister.

Tap in.

 

[SteveBlade]

All the above beverages are welcome, as long it annoys the cask-conditioned, IPA, "ooh it has a great hoppy finish" wankers.

Stout pisses on both to be honest.

Wait, I thought it was cool to drink real ale?

 

[McGrath]

Not bad for bitter. Still served in Chapeltown club.

We can hardly sing about our love for Sheffield Untied, comparing it to a 'Gallon of Magnet' if we have to clear off to Chapeltown club to knock back a few.

The only three things Sheffield United refreshment stalls should sell are Magnet, Snuff and Chip Butties ... end of!

 

[Tyler Durden]

Wait, I thought it was cool to drink real ale?

No, they just think that they're of the elite because they don't drink anything that's not room temperature and doesn't have the consistency of soup.

Far more snobby and deluded than wine buffs.

 

[Tyler Durden]

We can hardly sing about our love for Sheffield Untied, comparing it to a 'Gallon of Magnet' if we have to clear off to Chapeltown club to knock back a few.

The only three things Sheffield United refreshment stalls should sell are Magnet, Snuff and Chip Butties ... end of!

I used to be quite partial to Woodbines also. Can't see United promoting those mind.

 

[seanbeenstattoo]

We can hardly sing about our love for Sheffield Untied, comparing it to a 'Gallon of Magnet' if we have to clear off to Chapeltown club to knock back a few.

The only three things Sheffield United refreshment stalls should sell are Magnet, Snuff and Chip Butties ... end of!

and Pyros.
Don't forget.....
NO PYRO NO PARTY !!!