Given that Mr Davey can make wild accusations without any basis in fact whatsoever, I thought I'd make one of my own against him.
I fully believe that he told his team to come out and blatantly cheat yesterday.
"Look lads, we're not going to get any 'justice' (sic) for the Hume incident, so let's make our own justice. As soon as any of their players so much as breathe on you, fall over like you've been shot in the balls. Roll around as much as you can, too. The ref we've got tonight is a numpty and will believe anything you tell him - but make sure you shake his hand* after he gives you the decision in a 50/50 ball..."
That team last night were not professional sportsmen. They were a bunch of cheating, diving, simulating trogs who managed to fool a poor referee. How Jamie Ward - all 5 foot 5 of him - could knock Darren Moore, possibly the biggest footballer I've ever seen, off his feet is beyond me.
Still, at least the Barnsley fans are just as sick of Davey as we are. I bet he's gutted that we didn't manage to injure another one of their players last night - as it is, he's got nothing to deflect the criticism that he's a poor manager.
"Siiiiimon Davey - what a wanker, what a wanker..."
*This actually happened in the second half.
I fully believe that he told his team to come out and blatantly cheat yesterday.
"Look lads, we're not going to get any 'justice' (sic) for the Hume incident, so let's make our own justice. As soon as any of their players so much as breathe on you, fall over like you've been shot in the balls. Roll around as much as you can, too. The ref we've got tonight is a numpty and will believe anything you tell him - but make sure you shake his hand* after he gives you the decision in a 50/50 ball..."
That team last night were not professional sportsmen. They were a bunch of cheating, diving, simulating trogs who managed to fool a poor referee. How Jamie Ward - all 5 foot 5 of him - could knock Darren Moore, possibly the biggest footballer I've ever seen, off his feet is beyond me.
Still, at least the Barnsley fans are just as sick of Davey as we are. I bet he's gutted that we didn't manage to injure another one of their players last night - as it is, he's got nothing to deflect the criticism that he's a poor manager.
"Siiiiimon Davey - what a wanker, what a wanker..."
*This actually happened in the second half.