Design your perfect SUFC player

[Old Programme seller]

I’m glad Betting Blade put Porter for penalties

 

[knowsnowt]

Medium sized knockers, wobbly arse and thin ankles.

 

[Kozzy_is_my_Dad]

Hair: Callum Robinson
Head: Brian Deane
Face: Baldock (for the men-fancying fans)
Neck: Morgs
Torso: Berge
Arms: Sharpy’s got guns
Entire Bottom half: Moose
Dietary discipline and injury proneness: anyone but MooseView attachment 137311

What the chuff???

 

[1973Blade]

This.