Dear players

[sheffielder]

I am sure you'r relieved the fans are getting an equal amount of blame for our performances this season. It probably takes away a bit of sting on a Sunday morning for you but it still cuts deep for us and will do until 'we' try and put a performance in next week. Now whilst we go through that pain, can I just ask you to think where you think your career is going if you fail at Sheffield United? Just think for a minute, because it doesn't look fucking good for you.

Cheers and thanks again.

 

[Rodders]

Dear players,


If you all fucked off tomorrow, not a solitary shit would be given.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Dear Players

Even if you did give a shit enough to read what us punters are saying you'd be too hungover to read anyway, after rewarding yourselves after a hard days work in Cheshire at a Sheffield VIP lounge somewhere, no doubt thinking you're the dogs bollocks for stealing a good wage in a shit division.

But I just want you to know that I would like a good 96% of you to fuck off at the nearest possible opportunity.
We've had shit managers in the past, we've had plenty of shit teams too, but NEVER have we had a team so fucking arrogant that they think they can simply turn up to each game, do fuck all to win then repeat the same trick again after they inevitably lose.
My faith in your gaffer is strong, which is why it infuriates me even further that you're making him look a cunt with your utter incompetence. Because I know full well that he'll get sick of you and move elsewhere sooner or later, and you know what? he'll be a resounding success as well, because he'll have a squad whose attitude isn't rotten to the core.

This club is running out of time to waste on abject failures like you, and many of us supporters don't have the money either. Please do both of us this one favour.

Fuck you very much.

 

[wizadry]

Dear players I thought they were all cheap ones

 

[Bladebri]

Dear supposed players

 

[alcoblade]

Dear players,


If you all fucked off tomorrow, not a solitary shit would be given.

Oh it would. We'd be delighted

There's the problem though. Nobody will want them. The only way is downwards die all but 2, maybe 3.

UTB

 

[Trickymicky]

Dear players
Tha wank

 

[Bladesman]

They best be training today.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Dear players,

Be much braver.
You're playing for Sheffield United, not Sheffield FC.

 

[Tyler Durden]

Dear players,

Be much braver.
You're playing for Sheffield United, not Sheffield FC.

The Sheffield FC players put in some full-blooded performances. They fight to win on freezing Tuesday nights in January at places like Gresley and Leek and other towns which you'd have to go on Google maps to find, and they don't even get paid much for it.
That's the saddest and most infuriating thing about it.

 

[Roygbiv]

Dear players . Thanks for making so many Sheffield United fans lose interest in the club they have followed all their life

 

[Sean Thornton]

Dear Players,

I know you don't care enough to bother about what the fans think as you've no pride in yourselves, so you won't even bother to read this but fuck you all the same.

Worst wishes,

One of the many idiots who pay your wages.

 

[Tyler Durden]

I wonder if theres some way of forwarding this on to the club?

 

[alcoblade]

Dear players,

You will soon be playing Sheffield FC, not Sheffield United FC.

Fixed it for you.

UTB

 

[Captain]

Dear players

I can,t give a shit to comment!

 

[boo radley]

Dear players - for the way they are playing, they should have been so much cheaper. We paid too much.

 

[Barney]

Dear players,

Ey! Don't listen to all them nasties. I'm really enjoying your performances. I'm enjoying all that movement off the ball, all that desire to run in behind. I'm loving the way you always get the corners over the first man, always pass with exciting levels of tempo and always pass it forwards. You almost never pass it backwards. It's brilliant to watch. It keeps me really lively, on the edge of my seat. The levels of passion and effort you're showing, it's just excellent.

Keep up the sterling work.

Yours Sincerely,

Barny.