Dear Mr Weir

[Micalijo]

Thank you for agreeing to manage a shambolically run League 1 club. I wish you all the best and hope you can somehow put some life back into a club where thousands could not be bothered, quite rightly, to turn up for a play-off game.

I cannot stress to you how poor the current playing squad is. Weak, spineless, slow, horific lack of talent - you name any attribute a good team should have and you do not currently have it at your disposal. You will need to be a miracle worker to achieve anything at Bramall Lane and any hope relies on you getting your signings spot on. We do nopt want any more Under 15s from Falkirk please so ignore the Scottish market would be my advice.

Couple of other tips for you from all serious Blades. Please ensure that Morgan gets nowehere near any first team coaching sessions and please eneure Doyle never plays again for SUFC - even if it means paying him while he sits and does nothing. Do these two very basic things and the fans will be with you. Play Doyle every week as Captain and things will go horribly wrong.

Kind Regards

A loyal season ticket holder.

 

[Paqamaq]

Season ticket holder, maybe...

 

[georgebernardshaw]

Fish and chips for tea

 

[mattbianco1]

Thank you for agreeing to manage a League 1 club.

Kind Regards

Fixed it for you.

All good report writing starts with an introduction and ends with a conclusion. The bit in the middle doesn't need to be read

 

[B.Lade]

Can I say Man City or am I stealing somebody's joke?

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

Fish and chips for tea

Lets hope he has his fish and chips with a pinch of salt.

 

[frechyblade]

Re the OP. Please don't try and be the voice of all serious blades. I consider myself serious and a blade and would not want you to be my mouth piece, I am more than capable of speaking my own mind and more often than not they are very different to yours sir.

UTB

 

[mpjacko]

Re the OP. Please don't try and be the voice of all serious blades. I consider myself serious and a blade and would not want you to be my mouth piece, I am more than capable of speaking my own mind and more often than not they are very different to yours sir.

UTB

You may not like what Micalijo wrote but it's the truth.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

You may not like what Micalijo wrote but it's the truth.

Re the OP. Please don't try and be the voice of all serious blades. I consider myself serious and a blade and would not want you to be my mouth piece, I am more than capable of speaking my own mind and more often than not they are very different to yours sir.

UTB

So there are only three serious Blades and one of those is a maverick?

 

[Trigger Blade]

Can I say Man City or am I stealing somebody's joke?

I think it's whoever gets there first, so well done you

 

[Jon Bon]

FAO Mr David Weir
Sheffield United Football Club
Bramall Lane
Sheffield
S2 4SU

Just saying.......

 

[blade too long]

Dear Mr Weir

Welcome to the oldest professional football ground in the world
The home of 4 FA cup wins , a league title and the only ever British Championship
All very nice , but more of a history lesson than we would care it to be.
If you could be so kind as to turn out to be SirAlex mark II, winning us 3 titles over the next 3 years , on the budget provided , so we can finally shut Micaljo up

Yours hopefully btl
ps , actually 2 consecutive titles will be ok for starters , then we can work on the third when we attract some money
you might experience some blades will expect us to look like Barcelona before the end of August , playing one touch , pass and move pinging 30 yard balls to feet , but just nod at them like we do

 

[KenMcnaughtsNuts]

Weir on the march with David's army
He doesn't use just for men
But we don't give a fuck
Cos grey is the new look
And hes not a folded arms piggy twunt

 

[Kenilworth]

Weir on the march with David's army
He doesn't use just for men
But we don't give a fuck
Cos grey is the new look
And hes not a folded arms piggy twunt

About as fluent as a Sheffield United team there, Ken.

Needs more work, i'd suggest.

 

[Guesty]

All this Wilson is a pig stuff resurfacing now he's gone reminds me of that old joke about Lennox Lewis, 'I saw that Canadian lost again".

 

[shorehamview]

Here's a different kind of way to cope with inadequacies in the trouser area. The Lamborghini Cock Magnifier. I reckon it's more effective than a letter the recipient will never read.