Chinese Lanterns

[TheSwollengland]

Hows about we all get a load of these Chinese Lantern things (anybody know a supplier) and if the grunts go down next Monday night :thumbup: Blades across the city let them go at the moment its confirmed I.e at the final whistle after the Palace v Baggies game ,A nice touch and friendlier to the wildlife than fireworks ,imagine 10000 Blades households letting em go at the same time

 

[beightonblade]

Hey up swollen ................if the piggy fookers get relegated i'll be in no fit state to light owt ....here's praying

 

[shorehamview]

,A nice touch and friendlier to the wildlife than fireworks.....

It would be funny, but the "friendlier" bit is a little on the wrong side. The wire bits that are left cause havoc for wild and domestic animals.

Still, if it upsets a few pigs then bugger the other animals.

 

[TheSwollengland]

Feck it then ,its a 500 blast air bomb for me LOL

 

[Linz]

It'd be symbolic of their investment plans.

A bit showy but based on a lot of hot air.

Arfff!

 

[Jon Bon]

Sheffield Forum would be awash with UFO threads. Some of the fookers would think it was an invasion... :loopy:

 

[Bladesman]

Plus we could get Chengdu Blades to send us over some cheap lanterns.

Finally we can make use of our connections around the globe.

 

[DuncDisorderly]

The wire bits that are left cause havoc for wild and domestic animals.

You can make them out of bent split canes and crepe paper. My 11 year old made one a while back.

Think the idea is fantastic. We're in....

 

[William Large]

It would be funny, but the "friendlier" bit is a little on the wrong side. The wire bits that are left cause havoc for wild and domestic animals.

Still, if it upsets a few pigs then bugger the other animals.

Bugger the other animals? I am all for celebrating the Pigs going down, but i'll leave having sex with wildlife to you.

 

[shorehamview]

You can make them out of bent split canes and crepe paper. My 11 year old made one a while back.

Think the idea is fantastic. We're in....

Can your 11 year old make a job lot up? Say, a thousand or so?

My piggy father-in-law had the great idea of making one out of a pallet cover a while ago. It's basically a massive plastic bag to go over a pallet that's around eight feet high and four feet square. It wouldn't do the environment any favours, but it'd look bloody fantastic.

 

[Mousey]

http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/8989978/Magical-Flying-Chinese-Lantern/Product.html?&_$ja=tsid:11518%7Ccc:%7Cprd:8989978%7Ccat:Outdoor

For those not into DIY...

 

[judge]

maybe we could set fire to straffords old y fronts and stand around the massive bonfire that ensues

 

[Jon Bon]

maybe we could set fire to straffords old y fronts and stand around the massive bonfire that ensues

You'd have to stand a long way away - or get a peg. The smell of burning shit would be unbearable...

 

[Gibbo89]

http://www.play.com/Gadgets/Gadgets/4-/8989978/Magical-Flying-Chinese-Lantern/Product.html?&_$ja=tsid:11518%7Ccc:%7Cprd:8989978%7Ccat:Outdoor

For those not into DIY...

No good for me, it says not to be used if under the influence of alcohol and if the piggies go down I will be - very.

Like the ad for the piggy coin counter on the same page though. May just buy one of those and send it to fat Lee.

"Now that you've gone down you'll need to really count your pennies you fat twat"

Maybe we could all send him one now that would be funny.

 

[Linz]

£12.99 for 10 here with free delivery: http://www.skylanternsonline.co.uk/24-chinese-sky-lanterns/

Or single ones for 79p plus £1.99 delivery http://www.delightful-uk.com/chines...gical-birthday-party-wish-balloons-1108-p.asp

 

[Zlatan]

Them shite stalls on Fargate in town sell them.

 

[GRUMPY BLADE]

And blue and white ones at £9.99 each to signify that the flight is in respect of the magnificent achievement of gaining relegation at the sty.

 

[Linz]

Sheffield Forum would be awash with UFO threads. Some of the fookers would think it was an invasion... :loopy:

I must admit, that was one of the first thoughts to come into my head too

 

[davidpinder]

Surely JFT will have something similar and cheap????? If anyone passes could be worth a call in.

 

[davidpinder]

http://shop.ebay.co.uk/?_from=R40&_...kw=chinese+lanterns&_sacat=See-All-Categories

 

[Linz]

Surely JFT will have something similar and cheap????? If anyone passes could be worth a call in.

Me and Fox should be having a neb in there at some point this week... will fetch some if they have.