championship banter on facebook

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It's that Australian question intonation that really gets on my wotsits It's bloody everywhere these days.
Seemingly erudite people on the telly, interviewed. When they get to the end of a statement they make it sound like a question.
Are you asking me or telling me? Mek yer fecking mind up will yer!

Aussies when they start a sentence with .... 'look'....bla bla (often in a sports interview)
Italians often do the same (but in Italian obviously)
.... one of my pet hates to be honest....

 

[cahill]

Season in transition.

 

[Alfreton14Blade]

Beyond banter. Porcine factual statements:

We've got more fans than you
We're "friends" with every football club in the country
Every premier league side wants us up in that division
Our ground is known as the "Old Lady" throughout the length and breadth of the land
Forestieri is "hard done to" by refs
We're the home of original football chants
Our ultras are comparable with those in Italy and Argentina
Etc.

 

[The Vicar]

Reading the contents of a facebook group that contains the word 'banter' in the title is what I imagine hell will be like for me if it turns out I'm wrong about god being a made up fairy story and/or a bit of a dick.

No it will be worse---------------------watching endless SWFC matches where they always win!!

 

[Sean Thornton]

Beyond banter. Porcine factual statements:

We've got more fans than you
We're "friends" with every football club in the country
Every premier league side wants us up in that division
Our ground is known as the "Old Lady" throughout the length and breadth of the land
Forestieri is "hard done to" by refs
We're the home of original football chants
Our ultras are comparable with those in Italy and Argentina
Etc.

None of us have ever kissed a girl?

 

[BushBlade]

Beyond banter. Porcine factual statements:

We've got more fans than you
We're "friends" with every football club in the country
Every premier league side wants us up in that division
Our ground is known as the "Old Lady" throughout the length and breadth of the land
Forestieri is "hard done to" by refs
We're the home of original football chants
Our ultras are comparable with those in Italy and Argentina
Etc.

It's called the 'Old Lady' because it stinks of piss.

 

[derfblade.3]

Facebook has it's good points. I joined to try and find old schoolmates or ex footie friends that i'd lost contact with over the years (i'm 64 by the way) and had a lot of success.
One of my best mates at school was Norman Milburn. After finding him we met at Queens Club along with a few others who had been contacted before a Blades home match 3 years ago. We all were season ticket holders but incredibly had never bumped into each other at games, either before in the pubs or at the game. Norman was well known (Nozzie) in local football and it was fantastic to meet him again.
Just 9 months after our reunion Noz was killed in a car crash.
With going on Facebook, it gave me the chance to see this marvellous fella again.

 

[Snowman]

Facebook has it's good points. I joined to try and find old schoolmates or ex footie friends that i'd lost contact with over the years (i'm 64 by the way) and had a lot of success.
One of my best mates at school was Norman Milburn. After finding him we met at Queens Club along with a few others who had been contacted before a Blades home match 3 years ago. We all were season ticket holders but incredibly had never bumped into each other at games, either before in the pubs or at the game. Norman was well known (Nozzie) in local football and it was fantastic to meet him again.
Just 9 months after our reunion Noz was killed in a car crash.
With going on Facebook, it gave me the chance to see this marvellous fella again.

Laudable for people who are sociable.I lost touch with everybody because I don't like them. When they try and find me I hide. I am not racist.I am just peopleist.

 

[Lord Bos of Eckington.]

Facebook has it's good points. I joined to try and find old schoolmates or ex footie friends that i'd lost contact with over the years (i'm 64 by the way) and had a lot of success.
One of my best mates at school was Norman Milburn. After finding him we met at Queens Club along with a few others who had been contacted before a Blades home match 3 years ago. We all were season ticket holders but incredibly had never bumped into each other at games, either before in the pubs or at the game. Norman was well known (Nozzie) in local football and it was fantastic to meet him again.
Just 9 months after our reunion Noz was killed in a car crash.
With going on Facebook, it gave me the chance to see this marvellous fella again.

Car crash Lincolnshire ?. Good bloke .

 

[Bladepicker]

No it will be worse---------------------watching endless SWFC matches where they always win!!

If an omnipresent god does exist, even if he's the Isis one who wants death to the kuffer, or the Westboro baptist one who really hates fags, I doubt he could be that cruel. Everyone has limits.

 

[Yellarbellyblade]

Using the word "like" to punctuate sentences.

Surely grounds for a justifiable homicide defence?

 

[DaveBassettsgoneonholiday]

It's that Australian question intonation that really gets on my wotsits It's bloody everywhere these days.
Seemingly erudite people on the telly, interviewed. When they get to the end of a statement they make it sound like a question.
Are you asking me or telling me? Mek yer fecking mind up will yer!

My mother's started doing & she's bloody well 81 next month. She should know better, and makes it worse by using the words "y'know" at the end of a sentence with the rising inflection. Most of the time I "don't know" either and have no clue who or what she's on about.