Carver wanted by Duncan

[DuncDisorderly]

Our dining suite has eight chairs but being a model of contemporary style, none of them have arms. To be honest, its not as comfortable as we thought in the shop and I think I'd like to replace one of the side chairs with a carver.

Not really anything to do with football to be honest. I just felt I wanted to get it off my chest...

 

[shorehamview]

Olle probably has some spare bit of shed you could nail on. Actually, they are probably only spare because he's not put it together properly, but hey ho.

 

[JohnDenver]

Our dining suite has eight chairs but being a model of contemporary style, none of them have arms. To be honest, its not as comfortable as we thought in the shop and I think I'd like to replace one of the side chairs with a carver.

Not really anything to do with football to be honest. I just felt I wanted to get it off my chest...

Just the one?

Are you going to sit at the head of the table like some sort of feudal lord, arms at rest, laughing at your family's unsupported limbs?

 

[DuncDisorderly]

Are you going to sit at the head of the table like some sort of feudal lord, arms at rest, laughing at your family's unsupported limbs?

Yes, thats exactly what I'm going to do...

 

[shorehamview]

Get a throne then. On a dais. And a big whip.

 

[DuncDisorderly]

Get a throne then. On a dais. And a big whip.

Didn't consider that SV.

I can use the one out of the bedroom. Want to pop round and give me a hand shifting it..?

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

Either that or bring in 8 new pieces - probably cost too much though

 

[DuncDisorderly]

Either that or bring in 8 new pieces - probably cost too much though

No, no no BoSS. This isn't some crass metaphore for Uniteds plight.

I just want a dining chair with arms on it...

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

yeah OK

 

[Trigger Blade]

No, no no BoSS. This isn't some crass metaphore for Uniteds plight.

I just want a dining chair with arms on it...

Is a metaphore a version of semaphore? I think a very limp play on words would be nearer the mark DD.

Still, at least you spelt carver right, not calver, as some seem have managed. I have a theory that any manager appointed by SUFC will have to have a name capable of simple misspelling.

O'Driscoll would be ideal, lots of scope there, but Adams is a worry, though he could be Micky/Mickey/Micki/Miki, so he would qualify on the basis of a flexible first name.