Carlos snooping round the Lane

[The Crab]

Frequent visitor to El Dempso's....

The Port must be a decent vintage

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

The Port must be a decent vintage

We've swapped many a tale over a carafe....

 

[vorpal blade]

ust the annual Yorkshire football writers’ Xmas do

I wasn't aware that any football journalists in Yorkshire wrote too .... do tell.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

The Pork must be a decent vintage

Now...

That would be a tellin' ....

YeeHah.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

 

[Dkc]

Just the annual Yorkshire football writers’ Xmas do, with five of the six local managers attending. Top day. Carlos is an absolute gent

So what went on? Was Carlos upbeat? Happy to be at the Lane?

 

[stringer]

I wasn't aware that any football journalists in Yorkshire wrote too .... do tell.

Yes, it’s often a prerequisite for the job

 

[vorpal blade]

I've read a few local newspapers, I beg to differ.

I mean, like Eric Morecambe, I can play all the notes on the piano, perfectly in-tune, but I don't necessarily get them in the right order, so I wouldn't call myself a pianist ..... you get my drift?

 

[stringer]

I've read a few local newspapers, I beg to differ.

I mean, like Eric Morecambe, I can play all the notes on the piano, perfectly in-tune, but I don't necessarily get them in the right order, so I wouldn't call myself a pianist ..... you get my drift?

Whatever you say, guy

 

[The Crab]

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Fucking hell, that looks like one of those shite vintage Godzilla movies.

 

[mattbianco1]

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I never realised how tall he was

 

[vorpal blade]

send me the first draft of your novel if you are a writer and if you need the Eric Morecambe reference explaining, well .......

 

[NuddysGloves]

Just the annual Yorkshire football writers’ Xmas do, with five of the six local managers attending. Top day. Carlos is an absolute gent

Who wasn't invited and why?

 

[Sean Thornton]

Who wasn't invited and why?

Burkie from the Star took up two seats.

 

[stringer]

Who wasn't invited and why?

All were invited, one sent his apologies.

 

[NuddysGloves]

All were invited, one sent his apologies.

I see you're playing your cards close to the chest on this one Danny..........

Come on spill the beans, who didn't turn up and what was their better offer? We could make this into a game of Cluedo, I reckon it was Paul Heckingbottom in the strip club with the video camera.....

 

[Sean Thornton]

I see you're playing your cards close to the chest on this one Danny..........

Come on spill the beans, who didn't turn up and what was their better offer? We could make this into a game of Cluedo, I reckon it was Paul Heckingbottom in the strip club with the video camera.....

As mysteries go, I'm not fussed if Columbo gives this one a miss.

 

[Finn Keane o' Balmaqueen]

 

[sitwell]

I reckon he was looking for Jack Hunt who got lost back in September.

 

[Tommoblade66]

Actually a decent bloke, but a rubbish coach. Just heard on the radio he was at a dinner party

 

[S64 Blade]

He spelt Carvalhal fine...

Because that’s how dyslexia works

 

[BigBed]

I have it on good authority that he was at the lane for an interview, to work in the pie stand behind the kop, he's looking at his options ahead of his imminent dismissal from the sty.
Let's get behind him!!!

#SAVECARLOS

 

[Sean Thornton]

I have it on good authority that he was at the lane for an interview, to work in the pie stand behind the kop, he's looking at his options ahead of his imminent dismissal from the sty.
Let's get behind him!!!

#SAVECARLOS

It was an interview with Crab Industries "Save the Dolphins" subsidiary to see if he can stay under cover until the end of the season. Let's hope he does, but signing Jordan Rhodes may have been a step to far in the plan to relegate the Pigs and blow DK's loan facility with Doyen.

 

[Houston_Blade]

Just the annual Yorkshire football writers’ Xmas do, with five of the six local managers attending. Top day. Carlos is an absolute gent

You should invite Steve Mackan to that, his parodies make more sense than half of the articles written by 'journalists' from the region.

 

[Steve Mackan]

You should invite Steve Mackan to that, his parodies make more sense than half of the articles written by 'journalists' from the region.

That's not fair! It's much more like three-quarters.

 

[The Crab]

It was an interview with Crab Industries "Save the Dolphins" subsidiary to see if he can stay under cover until the end of the season. Let's hope he does, but signing Jordan Rhodes may have been a step to far in the plan to relegate the Pigs and blow DK's loan facility with Doyen.

I needed to discuss the Save the Dolphins subsiduary with you. A few may have slipped thorugh the net, ironically by being caught up in a net.

Waste not want not though, Big Vern took the Discovery over to Grimsby Docks (said it smelt like Val after she had had a bath, fuck knows what she smells like before one) and brought them over. Tonight's special at The Happy Crab is Fish Suprise.

Oh, and where the fuck is elgoog44 ? I'm a bit worried about the expenses he will be submitting.

 

[stringer]

That's not fair! It's much more like three-quarters.

And I was just starting to like the parodies.

 

[Steve Mackan]

And I was just starting to like the parodies.

Firmly in that remaining quarter Danny.

 

[Tynemouth Blade]

https://www.thestar.co.uk/news/vide...ffield-united-s-bramall-lane-ground-1-8912753