Brownie's condundurum

[Deleted member 875]

It's about 1940 hours on Friday night, and Brownie has been consuming a full assortment of ales, wine and spirits, due to a rare window of opportunity where Brownies ladyfriend has granted a full and unrestricted pass out, junior Brownie is otherwise engaged, and I'll have had the chance to have spent a large chunk of the afternoon in licenced premises.

Somebody utters the words "fuck gonna t'match, watchit in ere instead lad"

What does Brownie do?

 

[Rodley]

It's not on SKY.

 

[Highbury_Blade]

Since the game isn't on TV, it's not much of a conundrum at all really.

 

[metalblade]

Tek thi shoes down t'lane car park.

 

[Kempy]

Its not on any streams or on tv mate

 

[Jon Bon]

post: 471569, member: 875"]It's about 1940 hours on Friday night, and Brownie has been consuming a full assortment of ales, wine and spirits, due to a rare window of opportunity where Brownies ladyfriend has granted a full and unrestricted pass out, junior Brownie is otherwise engaged, and I'll have had the chance to have spent a large chunk of the afternoon in licenced premises.

Somebody utters the words "fuck gonna t'match, watchit in ere instead lad"

What does Brownie do?

It's what Brownie does AFTER the rohypnol has wore off that Brownie should be more concerned about...

 

[diplomat]

Why are we having a Friday game if its not on sky? (I presumed it was)

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

post: 471569, member: 875"]It's about 1940 hours on Friday night, and Brownie has been consuming a full assortment of ales, wine and spirits, due to a rare window of opportunity where Brownies ladyfriend has granted a full and unrestricted pass out, junior Brownie is otherwise engaged, and I'll have had the chance to have spent a large chunk of the afternoon in licenced premises.

Somebody utters the words "fuck gonna t'match, watchit in ere instead lad"

What does Brownie do?

Brownie will undoubtedly be too bladdered to see owt anyway so Brownie should stay put and go for the refreshment session record of all time!

 

[Deleted member 875]

Since the game isn't on TV, it's not much of a conundrum at all really.

That just complicates the conundurum.

 

[Foxy]

Why are we having a Friday game if its not on sky? (I presumed it was)

Fixture clash with the Pigs, they had to move one to accommodate us earlier in the season.

 

[Highbury_Blade]

post: 471590, member: 875"]That just complicates the conundurum.

I'd just stay in the pub.

 

[Deleted member 875]

Brownie will undoubtedly be too bladdered to see owt anyway so Brownie should stay put and go for the refreshment session record of all time!

Regret to inform sir, the refreshment session record was reached and breached some time ago.

 

[Pollingtonblade]

And wh0 may be suggesting this? I'm game.

 

[cooperblade]

post: 471569, member: 875"]It's about 1940 hours on Friday night, and Brownie has been consuming a full assortment of ales, wine and spirits, due to a rare window of opportunity where Brownies ladyfriend has granted a full and unrestricted pass out, junior Brownie is otherwise engaged, and I'll have had the chance to have spent a large chunk of the afternoon in licenced premises.

Somebody utters the words "fuck gonna t'match, watchit in ere instead lad"

What does Brownie do?

Whichever way it goes, you'll let us know won't you?

Edge of the seat stuff this...

 

[Pollingtonblade]

More edge of seat than game probably.

 

[judge]

Why didnt you title the thread brownies got a bird ?

 

[Staffs_Blade]

post: 471569, member: 875"]It's about 1940 hours on Friday night, and Brownie has been consuming a full assortment of ales, wine and spirits, due to a rare window of opportunity where Brownies ladyfriend has granted a full and unrestricted pass out, junior Brownie is otherwise engaged, and I'll have had the chance to have spent a large chunk of the afternoon in licenced premises.

Somebody utters the words "fuck gonna t'match, watchit in ere instead lad"

What does Brownie do?

If Brownie decides to go he will be one of those annoying twats arriving late making everyone have to stand up to get to his seat and then be up every few minutes wanting to go for a piss.

Just kidding, get thissen dahn theer.

 

[alcoblade]

I have similar issues tomorrow. Early start, no kids. Loads of ale plus a "sack the board", or loads more ale.

Hmmm......

UTB

 

[Deleted member 875]

Whichever way it goes, you'll let us know won't you?

Edge of the seat stuff this...

If you can't stand the pace you can always turn over on to Sky Sports News to watch Transfer Deadline and see countless people with nothing better to do, doing a reasonable impression of circus animals outside training grounds up and down the country (principally Stoke) for the benefit of the television cameras!

 

[Pollingtonblade]

Ah the Stoke retards.

 

[BornOnShorehamStreet]

post: 471596, member: 875"]Regret to inform sir, the refreshment session record was reached and breached some time ago.

Records are made to broken!

Mind you, some of your past sessions have been enormous record breakers haven't they?

Your liver might object lol

Get to t'match, lad!