Breaking News... Man Utd sold for £8 billion to Cristiano Ronaldo & David Beckham. Eric ten Haag leaves with immediate effect.

[St Albans Blade]

 

[ZoneManWilf]

Absolute horseshit

 

[bibbity bobbity boo]

Absolute horseshit

I think there's a small clue in the upper right had side of the news clip

 

[Grappler]

 

[Swinton Blade]

Be more believable of Beckham wasn't involved given his involvement in Salford

 

[SwissBlade]

I don’t get it

 

[United Aren't Back.]

Cristiano Ronaldo banned for two matches over phone incident with fan

Former Manchester United forward Cristiano Ronaldo is suspended for two domestic matches for knocking a phone out of an Everton fan's hand.

www.bbc.com

 

[Torrix1889]

Cristiano Ronaldo banned for two matches over phone incident with fan

Former Manchester United forward Cristiano Ronaldo is suspended for two domestic matches for knocking a phone out of an Everton fan's hand.

www.bbc.com

Bit different to the Ashley Cole phone incident...

 

[Davalon]

Definitely happening.

SAF called me this morning.